INNOCENCE DOESN’T GET YOU FAR!!

| (MX parody/RP acc) | (no connections with@/RazzleDazzle or Pillar Chase 2)

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//I remember the fun times I’ve had back in 2024/2023

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I’m back to parodying after what a year now?

I’ve made a new acc cuz I wanted start fresh

Go gas it up

https://t.co/VH0vUlntPl

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But I have to relearn how to edit again

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//lowkey might come back

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//Does anyone even remember this account? Just wondering

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I AGREE!

[THE BANE OF INNOCENCE. 🍉 @TH3M4N1NR3D]

SMH I DON’T DO THE “ART” BULLSHIT
JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM BRUTALLY THATS IT

[INNOCENCE DOESN’T GET YOU FAR!! @MARIOS_PCPORT85]

LIKE I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK
ALL I CARE ABOUT IS TEARING YOU APART NOW!

“He stands there and lunges at Xavier, grabbing his upper torso tightly so he doesn’t escape from his grasp.”

[X-Plode 💥🔥🍉 @PUMPEDUPBOMB_]

“Doesn’t mean it’s any LESS annoying.”

“It’s just a giant obstacle dealing with you at this point, you’re like an annoying miniboss…”

[INNOCENCE DOESN’T GET YOU FAR!! @MARIOS_PCPORT85]

MORTAL VICTIMS ARE FUN TEMPORARILY BUT YOU! CAN’T DIE!
AND MOST OF MY VICTIMS FEAR BEING KILLED BY ME WHILE YOU! DON’T FEAR BEING KILLED CAUSE YOUR FUCKING IMMORTAL!

[X-Plode 💥🔥🍉 @PUMPEDUPBOMB_]

“Can’t you find some other fucker to murder for a living?”

“How come out of all victims I’m the only one that actively isn’t scared of you… that’s a CLEAR sign man.”

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“He laughs as he starts approaching Xavier”

AND THATS! WHY YOU’RE FUN TO ME YOU’RE IMMORTAL! CAN’T DIE AND ENDLESS FUN! FOR ME!

[X-Plode 💥🔥🍉 @PUMPEDUPBOMB_]

“Then do that to them, last I recall you’ve NEVER been able to kill me or take me down.”

“Kick my ass? Yeah sure, but I still haven’t died to you.”

He says while flipping him off.

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AND WHATS THE FUN IN THAT? SEEING THEM YELL IN PAIN AS I RIP THEM APART IS ENTERTAINING TO HEAR AND SEE!

[X-Plode 💥🔥🍉 @PUMPEDUPBOMB_]

“Well maybe don’t fucking kill them all the time?”

“Or find somebody else who doesn’t insta die to your bullshit to mess with? get I’m immortal until I turn old but it’s still annoying having your dumbass in my space….”

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THEY GET BORING SOMETIMES AND I NEED NEW BUDDIES TO HAVE FUN WITH!

[X-Plode 💥🔥🍉 @PUMPEDUPBOMB_]

“Not at MY expense you fatass! Don’t you have that dead 8 year old to torture anyway? Why don’t you go fuck with him? Or the creepy princess peach that lives in your world.”

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“He gets sent away and lands on his feet, holding his stomach while laughing, he looks back at Xavier.”

WHAT? CAN’T HAVE A LITTLE FUN?

[X-Plode 💥🔥🍉 @PUMPEDUPBOMB_]

Xavier sees the shadow loom over him, before quickly punching MX hard in the stomach, knocking him WAY back and dropping the snowball on his head instead.

“Fuck off MX I’m not in the mood.”

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WAHOOO!!

“About to smash a massive snowball ontop of reader’s head”

• Interaction bait •

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MX
Joins back to parody twitter

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//Change muse soon

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@SPR1NG_L0CK3D https://t.co/uGWKL8aWZf

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“I did try to say we can talk to stop that senseless fight…”

[— YOU ARE BUT A MERE MORSEL @weirdnyellow]

❛❛Glad I ain't the only one bored here...

sure, I'll bite

not... literally though since y'kinda kicked my ass last time I tried❜❜

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//Well I’m gonna head out for the night
I’ll respond to y’all tomorrow

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“I’m bored… does anyone would like to have conversation…?”