Mark Williamson

I would make a fantastic Superhero but a dreadful Woman

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@ManMadeMoon I really hate people

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@StephenKing Dare you to have the word Shampoo 54 times in your next masterpiece 😁

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@AdrianEdmondson Just finished it. An emotional ride I never expected. I have loved your work since I was probably too young to watch it, or fully understand it. A terrific actor and accidental comedian. Thank you @AdrianEdmondson. I love your wee face 😁

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@rickygervais Who knew that you pretending to wank off an old pervert for ages would add so much to your net worth?!

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@imPhilK That is awesome

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@Podso You on a sesame st binge ?

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@withplum is there an issue with the app today?

[Calderwood_Primary @Calderwood_Pri]

This child in Bluebell was inspired by her reading book! Their parent kindly gave some information about tooth brushing to their clan. @wl_literacy #CalderwoodCommunicates

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@Littlelou1975 Mink

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@Calderwood_Pri @morrisonbuilds @HubSouthEast @_jmarchitects @WL_STEM #lego

[Calderwood_Primary @Calderwood_Pri]

This member of the Bluebell Clan was excited to share her Lego design of Calderwood Primary that she completed as a home learning task. We think it is amazing! #InCalderwood @morrisonbuilds @HubSouthEast @_jmarchitects @WL_STEM

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@TomStadeComic Was this image based on before the your penis dropped off?

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@MilliesCookies not had notification when my order will be delivered

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@stefsmith I see you tripped at the end. It’s tense part of the ride. Never over think the step off.

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@richardosman Eat better treats. It’s 2021

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@watsoncomedian I think this is actually Mother Natures jurisdiction

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When I read this headline, the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune popped into my head #curbyourenthusiasm

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@KerryAGodliman Maybe because when they here the notification ping ever 10 mins and the message reads - Oh my god, Charlie has just changed his favourite colour from blue to green

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

Is your wife accidentally trashing your #lego #millenniumfalcon that you spent ages building grounds for divorce? #askingforafriend

[Mark Williamson @MARKUSTANDIUS]

@tweetyedmondson With a donut 🍩 then yes