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[Chi juma @chichi9947]

Girls, don’t let anybody make you feel like you won’t get a man because you’re a feminist. I’ve had at least 2 boyfriends who support feminism and this current one is a feminist. You just have to find the right men.

[EZE🇦🇷🏆 @EZE0042]

You had an accident then
Micheal Jackson helps u out of the car

[JBT @UtdJBT]

This is gayer than kissing a man 😭

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

even the person who's not ready will get ready if you're the person they want

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

if person fuck up one day, make you try remember the days wey he don try for you

[Wikid footy @wikidF]

Messi fan: 'Messi deserved the 2023 Ballond'or cause of WC'

Normal person: Then why didn't Iniesta win it 2010

Messi fan: 'Goals Mattered'

Normal person: Then why did Modric win it ahead of Ronaldo in 2018,

Messi fan😭😭

[MARVINNN @MARVIN_SPITS]

@Ceenuminati it just means you are a really bad person or a bad teacher

[C££N• @Ceenuminati]

"No student has ever passed my course with an A or B before"

Is that really something to be proud of??

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🗣️ Mourinho in his new documentary:

“During my time in Spain, I felt like time stopped and all eyes were on the best.

The best Barcelona, the best Messi, the best Cristiano, and the best Real Madrid.

Guardiola. Mourinho. It felt like a script.”

[Frases @DisseFrasess_]

pq o twitter é tão bom

- modo noturno
- sem parentes
- memes
- tretas
- ngm sabe se vc tá online

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

when the obsession finally wears off and you realize how mid she was

[oddsagainst 🎲 @zzz_zenas]

all these undergraduates sef. if school don tire una, make una drop out. no dey spam exam memes everywhere.

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Peter Parker approved. 🖤🕷️

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

“Repeating outfits” you mean wearing my clothes???

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Cristiano Ronaldo who's the richest footballer ever did a private wedding, you wey dey earn 90k per month wan book caterer for 1 million

Olodo

[Louise ✟🇻🇦 @prolifefrenchie]

... also 8 billion people.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Have you seen a woman that’s over you? 😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You people are getting really bold on the internet.

That's how I read the other day that:

"We were made to believe that science class was better than art class"

Made to believe?

Only Organic Chemistry I will eclipse all 3 years of your secondary school art curriculum.