MaryBeth Pugh

LMSW | She/Her | Threat Level Midnight

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@JoshuaLawrenc_ Felix’s

[St. Louis Metropolitan Police @SLMPD]

(1/2) We had another tragic incident yesterday in which a 2 y/o accessed an unsecured gun & shot/killed himself. We can't stress enough the importance of securing guns away from children & keeping a lock on them to prevent accidents. IT IS IMPERATIVE TO HAVE A GUN LOCK!⬇️

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

I decide when the fuck breakfast is

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

In 7th grade I cried at school because I heard the drug dogs were coming and I thought they’d smell the Advil in my backpack

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@MattMaeson “Cease the day and go back to bed. ‘Cause if you’re up this early you are fucked in the head.” Lets co write and make this right. My 15 month old can play the percussion. Lemme know

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

The newest season of Bluey is lit

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

Every morning I accidentally take a screen shot of my alarm clock when I am trying to hit snooze. Every morning I do not realize it until I see random pics in my phone of all the alarms I slept through.

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@marymantia22 With a side of gooey butter cake and instant regrets, as these delicacies hit differently post 25 years old

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@KimmelNBitz Oh I love this! Thank you for telling me about this!

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

Why is there not a service that sends you samples of cool candies monthly from all over the world. Like Ipsy but w/ candy.

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

Last night I dreamt that I had long, crazy thick hair that went down to my knees and I felt amazing.

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

Capers are also trash.

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@WhiskeyWolf Trash on trash on trash

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

Olives are trash. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

I have the cutest son. I AM UNBIASED.

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@ashleycaito Thinking of you ❤️ death cab said it best when they said “love is watching someone die.” I’m sorry you are hurting

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@rainnwilson Rainn/Rain/Reign

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

@rainnwilson “Just go into Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suet, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do really, tie a piece of string to it and the other end to her toe, put the suet in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.”

[MaryBeth Pugh @MARYnated_Beef]

I’ll be 30 next year. I notice wrinkles by my eyes and I thought for a second, “maybe I could get some filler.” Then I thought F*CK THAT. I have earned these wrinkles through 29 years of laughter and joy and happiness and It’s a wrinkly badge of honor ❤️❤️❤️