M*A*S*H 4077

Theres a M*A*S*H quote for everything

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Hey Father, you wanna wing that horsehide this way?

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Dear Dad, I'm bringing home a marine. He'll be the son you never had

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

40 years ago today. ⌛️❤️

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

If you'd like, I can do it into her stocking

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Do you know what my own brother used to call me?

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

My father's a good man. He always wanted the best for me, but...where I have a father, you have a dad

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

To Toledo: the stuffed grape leaf capital of the Midwest!

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Looks like we're in for a quiet evening sheriff

Yep, a real Doc Holiday

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Man graduated 312th out of 320, and he says he's gonna do his best

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

I'm not the kind of guy that turns to cookies the minute things go wrong

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

I'll have a modicum of hash and a smattering of potatoes

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

You tell 'em Ferret Face

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

My rear would feel a whole lot safer if you were in front of it, sir

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Please accept this in the spirit intended. You're under enormous pressure here and I just want to know one little thing. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

It's like spring at M*A*S*H. If you can't find and you can't feel it, you just go ahead and make it. Somewhere in here, I'm coaxing a little bud to grow

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Sporting a new look, Boebert recounts the incident where she yelled out during SOTU. She talks about Pelosi telling her to shut up, then says the mom of a “lieutenant corporal” (there’s no such thing) wrote her to thank her.

[M*A*S*H 4077 @MASH4everything]

Don't panic, I'm doing that for everybody

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

A war on TV ended for a company of actors on February 28, 1983. 39 YEARS later an actor leads his country in a war for its very survival. But this is real. And it breaks our hearts.

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

A war on TV ended for a company of actors on February 28, 1983. 49 years later an actor leads his country in a war for its very survival. But this is real. And it breaks our hearts.