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HA HA HA! HEY CHUMPS, IT'S ME MASH AND I'M THE BEST TWITTER ACCOUNT EVER!
DON'T FOLLOW ME IF YOU'RE A LOSER

- Official parody acc, run by @detalmeeds -

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@SilvGreye YEAH YEAH, I SEE YOU LOOKING

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

RUNNIN' AND
RUNNIN' AND
RUNNIN' AND
RUNNIN' AND
RUNNIN' AIN'T SERVING YOUR SOUL!

[TipsyGhoul🦇💜 @Tipsycinna]

Meatshow...
Ft. Oddboo by @marztapatan !!
#horrorbrew #DumBumOnBricks #SinisterMinds

[TipsyGhoul🦇💜 @Tipsycinna]

Meatshow...
Ft. Oddboo by @marztapatan !!
#horrorbrew #DumBumOnBricks #SinisterMinds

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@SilvGreye @KingofYhtill FOR MONEY????????

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@KingofYhtill @SilvGreye HEY LADY, I'M A GUY WITH PRINCIPLES... I ALREADY TOLD YOU I TOOK A BET ON YOU TWO KISSING!!! SO CAN YOU KINDLY GET A MOVE ON BEFORE I HAVE TO FILE CHAPTER 11 ON MY CAVE???

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@SilvGreye @KingofYhtill ARE YOU TWO GONNA KISS OR WHAT, THE PUBLIC IS WAITING!!! DON'T LEAVE THE AUDIENCE (OR THE BET I TOOK WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE) WAITING!!!!

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

WHAT'D I MISS

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@KingofYhtill HA HA HA HA!!! SHE SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTENM I CAN ALSO DO THAT YOU KNOW. I'M ACTUALLY REAL GOOD AT IT.

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@Sunker_Dunker HA HA HA!! NOT BAD!! DRAW MORE!!!! DRAW MORE NOW!!!!!

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

HEY!! CAN'T A GUY GO INTO HIBERNATION??? I DON'T GO OUT MUCH THESE DAYS CUS I'VE GOT HAYFEVER FROM ALL THIS OTHER STUFF THOSE TWO DOPES ARE WORKING ON THAT ISN'T ME!! YOU'D THINK THEY'D HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME BY NOW...

[Swag @theswagsmaster]

@MASHISNUMBERONE I MISS YOU DAD COME HOME 💔

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

WAIT FUCK NO THIS IS ALL FAKE, ALL OF IT, ALL OF IT FAKE.

[Bowser! @VILLAINOUSCOUNT]

[DAY 3]

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR IMITATING MY HERO!!!

[Bowser! @VILLAINOUSCOUNT]

[NIGHT 2]

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

I KNOW TOUGH GUYS WHEN I SEE EM, AND THESE GUYS.... WELL, SORT OF!

[Bowser! @VILLAINOUSCOUNT]

[DAY 2]

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

HA HA HA.... HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! FINALLY, THE THRONE IS MINE!!!

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

YEAH, SCREW THAT GUY AND HIS PUZZLES!!!

[Bowser! @VILLAINOUSCOUNT]

[BLOODBATH]

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@VILLAINOUSCOUNT WATCH AND LEARN LADIES!!

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@MandSPPPDoc HUH? THE PRINCESS?? DON'T WORRY, ROYALTY-FACE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FRIDAY-FEELING LEFTOVER!! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY SATURDAY FEELING!!

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

#THATTHURSDAYFEELING #RELATABLE HA HA HA!!!

[┬┴┬┴┤ＭＡＳＨ├┬┴┬┴ @MASHISNUMBERONE]

@SilvGreye YOUR FLOWERY WORDS WON'T WORK ON ME, SILVER!! HA HA HA!! HAVE A LITTLE SENSE OF SHAME... THOUGH YOUR INSISTENCE IS CERTAINLY ENDEARING...