𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗

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𝖜hat's the 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 ────
𝓖ETTING 𝘾OLD 𝙁EET .ᐣ
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[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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゛𝟷𝟷 OUT OF 𝗧EN , SO 𝙃𝙊𝙏 , 𝙃𝙊𝙏 , 𝙃𝙊𝙏 .ᐟ 🔥 ゛
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[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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゛𝘼LL OF MY FRIENDS ARE 𝙃𝙊𝙏 , 𝙃𝙊𝙏 , 𝙃𝙊𝙏 .ᐟ ゛
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[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

very grabbable hips and no one grabbing them

[𝐌𝐑. 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊-𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒, 𝐒. @nomadlibertas]

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[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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you're in the script, pal, you can't back out now. in this for the long haul, buckle up.
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[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

nope ——
whatever it is , i want out

[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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hoooooly shit. waitwait, this gives me so much control. plan pending, give me a sec, webby.
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[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

the world as we know it is over @MATCHHEAD

[Spiderling ☆ @TheSpiderfetus]

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⭐ Peter B. Parker ⭐
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“𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕.”
[ non-lewd ]
– manibear.
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[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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has that EVER worked .ᐣ in the history of every ' johnny is in trouble ' scenarios you've bore witness to .ᐣ

ohhh, webhead. beloved, sweet webs. not only are you involved, expect a visit from one of us some time today.

possibly in the next 30 minutes.
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[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

have you tried turning the problem off and then not telling sue ? ?

and wHy do i feel like i’m involved already

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i got too silly now they gotta kill me.

[࣪ ⟢˘ ᅟ 𝖔͟de ᅟ to ᅟ the ᅟ ‍𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬. ‍ ‍ᅟ @godabhor]

in light of recent events， fuck．

[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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um. hm. good news, it's probably all of the above. which is like, a regular tuesday, y'feel .ᐣ

i'm fucked. just throwing that out there.
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[* 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 ! @ofneighborhoods]

define trouble

like , ‘ sue is gonna be mad at me ’ trouble ?

or ‘ we’re about to be on the news again ’ trouble ?

[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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ohhh boy i'm in trouble.
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[𝘽ARRY ᴬ͟ᴸ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ͟ᴺ͟ .ᐟ @SUPRSPEED]

ㅤ https://t.co/S0bLrQQVrO if you're going to lie about your age and violate the boundaries of the people around you please kindly stay the fuck away from me. fully fuck off.

[S☁️ @fr_shruutea]

Idk how to flirt but we can argue

[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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no it's fine. i can deal with this alone. johnny loves dealing with threats alone. * 💢
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[𝐉𝖮𝖧𝖭𝖭𝖸 ͟ˢ͟ᵗ͟ᵒ͟ʳ͟ᵐ͟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @MATCHHEAD]

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ohhhh my fucking god.
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[‎ً @20X9B]

https://t.co/2tqvLDAVKR

[ُ @grnte]

you ain’t a saint, don’t try to play.

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

whatever lol (in tears)