NEW: President Trump is celebrating what he says was a record day for oil shipments through the Strait of Hormuz.
"19 Million Barrels of Oil flowed out of the Hormuz Strait yesterday, an all time RECORD. Oil prices are tumbling down, and the World is a much safer place!!!"
Bar Course bagged! 🎓⚖️
Congratulations, @KanyesigyeMerc1 upon earning your Diploma in Legal Practice from the Law Development Centre (LDC). Present at the 53rd Law Development Centre Graduation Ceremony to celebrate this remarkable milestone.
Wishing you continued success in your legal journey and the many victories ahead.
KAMPALA’S PARADOX: BROKE, BUT EVERYTHING IS BOOKED
Kampala defies economics. Every weekday morning, timelines are full of “money has refused,” “ground is tight,” and screenshots of empty Mobile Money wallets. Ask ten friends for 50k to fix your car and nine will send ICU-level voice notes about money “stuck on the high seas” or a relative struck by lightning. The tenth will blue-tick you forever. Online, the city looks one bad day from returning to the village to farm.
Then Friday 11:30 PM arrives. Try finding parking near a bar in Nakawa, Kololo, Bugolobi, or Kira Road. You won’t. The jam inside the parking lot beats Jinja Road at rush hour. Who’s buying pork platters that wipe out a pig family tree? The same people who were begging in your inbox at 9 AM. We’re a city of professional mourners who cry poverty while holding premium beer. Broke, but broke with class.
Weddings explain it. A couple on entry-level salaries with no savings for a sofa will plan an 80-million-shilling event. They create a WhatsApp group, hold weekly meetings, and pressure friends to pledge 500k. Skip it and you’re labeled a witch. On the day, decorations cost more than the groom’s annual salary. By Monday, the couple is back in their rented house with zero balance, wondering about charcoal.
Funerals are worse. They’re now high-budget productions. People who never sent money for hospital bills chair the burial committee. Budgets cover sound systems, five tents, city caterers in the village, and gold-handled caskets. Thirty Subarus and Harriers burn fuel like water to Budaka or Masaka. We can’t afford healthcare alive, but we’ll spend millions for a luxury send-off.
Church completes the cycle. The same people dodging landlords Saturday show up Sunday in designer suits, cars running on fumes. Celebrity pastors say your business is failing because your tithe lacks “spiritual weight,” then ask for a 500k “prophetic seed.” A man owing school fees will empty his pocket at the altar, convinced a miracle will hit his Mobile Money by Monday.
School fees season is psychological warfare. A kindergarten circular reads like a national budget. Beyond tuition, parents must bring army-sized toilet paper, brooms, reams of paper, and sugar. Graduates haul brooms like herbalists. We curse the schools, but opening day brings a traffic jam of fuel-guzzlers dropping off kids with snacks for a village. We pay because an expensive school is 70% education, 30% status.
Kampala survives on side hustles, selective broke-ness, and rotating debt. No one lives on salary alone. The HR manager imports iPhones by 2 PM. We move landlords to tears over rent, then spend 250k on concert tickets that night. Money just circulates from Airtel Money to MTN Mobile Money. Everyone owes everyone.
Kampala squeezes you with potholes and power cuts, then a friend calls with “two mutual bottles on the table.” We’re broke, stressed, and in the red. But with God’s grace, good music, and Ugandan audacity, we survive.
Which Kampala “scam” is draining you most: corporate loans, wedding committees, school requirements, or celebrity pastors?
✍🏼: Deox
“From the ballot to the oath,” the wait is almost over!
On Thursday, May 14th, 2026, at 8:00 AM,
I will be officially sworn in as the National Female Youth MP.
This moment is bigger than just one person; it represents every young Ugandan .
Tuko Pamoja! Let’s make it unforgettable!
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#TukoPamoja
@NIRA_Ug@KagutaMuseveni@JanetMuseveni M glad m here again, congratulations to @NIRA_Ug and to myself. I got my natioal Id after renewing. Great thanks to the officials for the great work.
M sure all Ugandans will taste the great work and efforts.
@Derickcollins3@KanyesigyeMerc1@NRMOnline Congratulations, Honourable, this young man Caleb expresses his heartfelt Congratulations and wishes you the best in this new tenure!
@DESIREtheFARMER You deserve it dear sister! Congratulations, honorable. Your ideology is the masterpiece Kiboga needs. The people chose development. That I know.
The First Lady/Minister of @Educ_SportsUg@JanetMuseveni, will tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. release the #PLE2025 results at State House, Nakasero.
The proceedings will be broadcast live on our social media platforms and across all mainstream media channels.