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One of the best locally made films ever. Period. 🐯🇲🇾⚽️👍🏻👏🏻💪🏻 #OlaBola #Malaysia

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Let's give out Ang Pows together, NEXT YEAR. (If you know what I mean...) #CNYPickUpLines #CNY #CNY2016

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I now know why it's called #BoxingDay. I've just spent the morning repacking my #Xmas presents to sell on @LelongMy.

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Smoking or #Vape, both are bad for your lungs and health. #BerhentiMerokok, mmkay?
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#sultanjohor

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DESI me rollin’ DEY hatin’
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#TheySeeMeRollin #HappyDiwali

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Are you wearing a saree? Cause you'll be SAREE if you don't go out with me. #DeepavaliPickUpLines #HappyDiwali

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Let our asian roots shine with pride-LAH! © #MATSALLEH

#lah #onlyinmalaysia

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Awek only call me hodoh until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me hodoh & miskin. 😝 © #MATSALLEH

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Hell is defined as having a Malaysian salary... © #MATSALLEH

#ringgit 😭

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And a new Instagram filters call "Haze" also. © #MATSALLEH

#nofilter #haze #jerebu #smoke

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What does batman say to robin before getting in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile. © #MATSALLEH

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If your friends don't make fun of you, they are not really your “friends”. © #SpeakEngrish by #MATSALLEH

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Kau mesti ada sorang kawan yang jadi penasihat cinta ko, tapi yang peliknya orang tu masih single. © #MATSALLEH

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I gave u $10, he gave u $20. U felt that he's better just bcoz he gave u more. But he had $200 & all I had was $10 ♡

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Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. #BFF © #SpeakEngrish by #MATSALLEH

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Age is not a number. Age is literally a word. © #SpeakEngrish by
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#MERDEKA © #SpeakEngrish by #MATSALLEH

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We don't tell people to reverse their cars, we tell them to “gostan”. #malaysian © #MATSALLEH

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Ladies and gentlemen, the ultimate #pickuplines! © #SpeakEngrish by #MATSALLEH

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Childhood is when you idolize Batman. Adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense. © #MATSALLEH