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Sorry, I thought you were someone else. He/Him.

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No Face, No Case

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I’m annoyed

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Never trust a big butt and a smile, that boy's a... CAT FISH!!!!

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Companies need to stop asking for 15+ years experience in social media. Being a Socia Media Strategist wasn't even a thing 15 years ago!

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@loganstevensxxx The mirrors work

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Think I’m hopping off this app. You know why

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Cis

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Einstein defined insanity as Refreshing ur neighborhood Grindr grid over-and-over and expecting different results.

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@_mr_rutherford @MaisonValentino The Nike socks tho… IYKYK

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I am constantly misgendering my dog

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@CyberBully92 That’s dumb. Companies don’t even have to report payments that low. I think you don’t have report until $500

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If you know any Geminis who are turning 21 this year, their parents were fucking bareback during 9/11

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NYC got the Sepia filter

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@Angusakagoose Worst than when Thanos snapped his fingers

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📷: Jack Junk

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@kristenschaaled Nooo! This show is so genius

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I’ve just been using “Padam” haphazardly to respond to text messages. It really can replace any word

Them: How are you today?
Me: Padam

Them: Ahh, I must have just missed you!
Me: Padam

Them: I’m not ur real father
Me: Padam!

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One of the most passive aggressive things my gym does is it plays an acoustic version of “Creep” on the locker room playlist

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None of the people online talking about manifestation or abundance have cute enough outfits on to be telling me anything