Mark Alfisi

Bunk Master Flex

[SleeperKnicks @SleeperKnicks]

An absolute masterpiece from the dudes over at @TheKnicksWall

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Tomorrow a GM will reach for the phone,

and somewhere a fanbase will audibly groan.

A trade will get made. A pick will get booed.

A analyst will say “this guy’s gonna be good.”

Your mock will be wrong. Your board will be worse.

Someone’s uncle will text you in all caps, reversed.

So sleep if you can. Set the alarm. Grab a drink.

Tomorrow we all get dumber than we think.

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

I'm talking about....DRAFT DAY #NFLDraft

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

@FinnBalor Hit em with the ol' skedaddle #WrestleMania

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

DANHAUSEN PULLED UP TO ESPN AND JUST CURSED STEPHEN A SMITH

OH MY GOD ITS SO OVER FOR HIM 😭

(FIRST TAKE)

#WrestleMania https://t.co/yma5hoAdjw

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

@DanhausenAD @WWE There's quite a few fanhausens in the New York/New Jersey area that would probably donate sacks of money to the blimp fund if that were to happen

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

Zero ghosts detected. Happy as hell for Sam #SuperBowlLX

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

Absolutely not

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

OTC

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

You gotta be fucking kidding me with this

[Fox News @FoxNews]

California business group unveils Times Square billboard comparing Newsom to NY Jets during Super Bowl week https://t.co/JFEPNzv2Jz

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

@NYJ_Matt @NyjMike Perfection. No notes

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

@NYJ_Matt At least every one in the top 50 😂

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

It gets to a point where Matt switches the slide and Mike gives an audible groan and every single one is justified

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

The Top 100 Craziest Jets Moments Over the Past 10 years!!!

2 hours 45 minutes. Our Magnum opus.

Hope you all enjoy. If you have a couple seconds we’d love for you to subscribe to the Broadway Jets channel

VIDEO: https://t.co/9aOrlxCfLk

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

Being a Jets fan in 2026 is like tracking that snow storm we got. Erratic, but it's guaranteed you're getting snowed on. Except the weatherman calls you a loser for getting snowed on and makes fun of you for giving your shovel to a friend 4 years ago and buying a lemon snowblower

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

#ConformityGate is gonna end up being one doozy of a finalt Jeopardy answer huh?

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

@NyjMike "As someone who drank 35 beers this weekend, I think you need to worry about your habits" is an all-time Broadway Jets line

[Project Hail Mary @projecthailmary]

An unlikely friendship. An impossible mission. Watch the new trailer for Project Hail Mary — starring Academy Award® nominee Ryan Gosling and directed by Academy Award®-winning filmmakers Phil Lord & Christopher Miller. Screenplay by Drew Goddard. Based on Andy Weir's New York Times best-selling novel. Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

What in the ever loving hell?

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the #Colts. Blockbuster.

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

This is just the worst

[New York Jets @nyjets]

We are heartbroken to share the news of Nick Mangold’s sudden passing.

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

When the Jets lose but the parlay hits

[JennaLaineESPN @JennaLaineESPN]

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

[Mark Alfisi @MAVA1216]

Took my dad to a game against the Patriots. Picked random seats. Turned out that was the game D'Brickashaw was going into the ring of honor. Had no idea until we got there that our seats were right above his plaque and we got to help pull the tarp off to unveil it

[JetsMuse @jetsmuse]

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