✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡˚

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

➷

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿,

𝙟𝙚𝙩 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙧!

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

what's happening

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

?

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

@worrylined // SENDING YOU SOOO MUCH LOVE BESTIE

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

Smile for the camera, [ READER ]! She's taking a picture of you doing something random!

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

@MORELIKERETRO // its canon to me now

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

[ nc ]

heh. stop its not even that big bro

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗔 @CHAMPI0NDUTIES]

https://t.co/sT3vlnNnMd

Thanks man you too

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

"yo mama"? you mean my dead one? the dead one in the ground? that mama?

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

i love hitting people with the "my mom is dead" comeback

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

you got a fat ass man

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

[ nc ]

sure man. alright.

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗔 @CHAMPI0NDUTIES]

You can say I got a big ass though

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

Wha – , / girl / ? You're literally SO hot.

. . well, more pretty, actually. Blonde hair, blue eyes, c'mon now.

[Cԋσʂҽɳ Wαɾɾισɾ @COBALTWARRIOR_]

M-Me? No way...I'm pretty uh..standard?

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

[ nc ]

oh i'm sorry do you want me to tell you you got big ass titties out of nowhere too

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗔 @CHAMPI0NDUTIES]

https://t.co/sT3vlnNnMd

My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

[ nc ]

i was talking to this random girl and i said, "your hair real cute." she said, "thank you! you got big ass titties."

. . hello – ? ? ?

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

. . THANKS, RANDOM LADY? SO ARE YOU?

[Cԋσʂҽɳ Wαɾɾισɾ @COBALTWARRIOR_]

Hot.

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

just seems lame you're not able to enjoy anything even close to weed!

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

I WASN'T TRYING – , I WAS JUST GIVING IDEAS! [ waving hands with wide eyes! ] – sorry!

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗔 @CHAMPI0NDUTIES]

That's super stereotypical, by the way. Besides, I'm way too advanced for magnets to do anything to me.

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗔 @CHAMPI0NDUTIES]

Hedo is a mega-genius yet he couldn't give me the ability to smoke weed 💔

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

. . have you tried magnets? i saw a tv show where the sort of robot got kinda drunk when near magnets.

[✧. ┊   𝗠𝗮𝘅𝗶𝗲. @MAXlTOUT]

oh.

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗔 @CHAMPI0NDUTIES]

No. I'm an android, so, like...