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Ignore me if you want.

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@itsme_urstruly Elbow

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@blablafishcakes 'Perhaps we should try a different approach...'

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@mart_brooks @TheVikingDane @SmokeyCat42 As above but a sprinkling of Worcestershire sauce before grilling x

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@eva_kurilova Do you have any children's swings near you? Worked a treat for me (when it was safe and i'd had enough).

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@Rose_Of_Dawn Please, what is WIMGY? Even my son can't work it out x

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@BradfemlyWalsh My son just literally made himself a brew and didn't offer me one. I'm shaking.

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@salltweets @JustMisogyny @KemiBadenoch @Keir_Starmer It's the very last straw for me. I've just finally resigned my membership #labourlosingwomen #politicallyhomeless @UKLabour

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@BradfemlyWalsh Just do it in a tupperware, you must have one of those. All tastes the same, can decorate the outside with some ivy or summat x

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@DogLovers03 @mostly_grumpy Poirot

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@folkyvale @MooseAllain I use this all the time. It's from an old comedy on TV but I can't for the life of me remember which.

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@susie_dent Birthday debate going on about the grammar on this card, can you advise? Should the 'a' (not personal) actually be 'my' (possessive) if combined with the 'your'? Should the 'your' possibly be replaced with 'her'? This is going to go on all day! Help! Thank you xx

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@AlexScott This is NOT a criticism, I'm so proud you are able to point out the unique challenges women have in sport, but are you not allowed to just say period? The references to menstrual cycles in discussions just seem so awkward and unnecessary. It's not an offensive word.

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@rhodri I think we tried to avoid trousers altogether when we were potty training (at home anyway).

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@IanMorr48131580

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@rhodri We had a fancy plug in the bath that opened and closed with a twisty thing. It broke, now we have to use a plunger to suck it out, you can't break the seal with just fingers. We also toyed with supergluing a piece of cork to the top as a makeshift handle but it kept falling off.

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I'm about to ask a very stupid question.

Can someone with some photoshop skills make my profile photo Christmassy.

I'm going to regret this.

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Impressed with @leoistired 's performance on Friday Night Live. Really funny and clever. Will be watching out for him.

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@anon_opin Thank you! I thought it was just me.