If yโall wanna know how my day is going (And Iโm sure you do)... As Iโm getting into my car I see these little ass shoes in my backseat. Iโm thinking whose damn kids been in my car???? So I look at the shoe and itโs a mf size 9. THE SUN SHRUNK MY SLIDES๐คฌFML
My Uber profile says Iโm deaf so when I get into Uberโs I usually just sign hello to them and donโt speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said โthis deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minuteโ lmfaooooo