Marc Andrusko

Partner and Only Marc A @oakhcft | prev. @a16z @Plaid @GoldmanSachs | will not rest until I win the @NewYorker cartoon caption contest.

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https://t.co/g1eZ4biqHM

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Yeah I guess people really do hate tech rn

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The best way I can describe my value-add as a VC is that if I were on Jessica Chastain's board, I would've prolly told her to skip Other Mommy

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@strimblez Hidden Valley ranch — really no need to over complicate things here

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People who order their meat cooked medium-well -- what's the strategy there?

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@benhylak @rabois Annualized Likely GMV via Pilots

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@CallMeGillette @money2020 Yes but where else am I gonna hit my annual quota of second-hand cig smoke

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@jkhamehl 😂😂😂

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There’s something deeply satisfying about watching an Excel-beast glide their way around a spreadsheet like a gazelle cutting through the Savannah

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@MichelleVolz 🚩🚩🚩throwing the challenge flag here on account of the fact that that is impossible

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@danielrock @Google This sounds epic!

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@merritthummer Congrats @merritthummer !!

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Tell me you’re a VC without telling me you’re a VC

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@jbahrdestefano Amen

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The best way I can describe my value-add as a VC is that if I were on Jessica Chastain's board, I would've prolly told her to skip Other Mommy

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Overheard in my local YMCA this morning. Mom holding infant while screaming on the phone: “you really think I’m not part of this community? You think people don’t talk? You will never book another toddler birthday party AGAIN if you don’t make this right. I’ll take cash.”

Honestly got me pretty fired up to lift

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The deadest giveaway your parents are boomers is getting blasted by AM radio the second you start their car

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If I were the Arthur Ashe camera operator I would show all the celebs and let people clap and then pan to rows 10-20 and caption “White Collar Professionals”

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@caitlinbolnick1 The gel rollers were soooo smooth

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It’s the first week of school, 2002. You just scarfed down chicken tenders in the cafeteria and are sitting down for Social Studies. Five Star notebook is open and ready to rock. What color you going with?

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@dadiomov Presidio works wonders

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@georginamerhom FYI: still a thing at 13 years out as well