MichaelArmstrongBarr

Actor / Singer / Writer / Dude

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

I like to think of myself as a Renaissance Man, but deep down I know I’m probably more of a “Jack of All Trades and a Master of None.”

Besides, I’m often late to the game, both literally and figuratively. So if… https://t.co/PYeuKWmbaV

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

If you are in the NY/CT/NJ area, catch some social distanced normalcy and a movie tonight! We’re honored to be making our NYC area premiere with bigapplefilmfestival along with a host of other truly compelling… https://t.co/yt9EmfhZdk

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #unrequitedlove #laugh #takeabreakfrom2020 #projectdadjokes #anyonecanbeadad #oratleastadadjoker #humor #godhumor #goodhumor @… https://t.co/7bV7xMDOpk

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

My sun soaked tired toddler just informed me in grunts and wails that he’s done eating and ready for an early bedtime.

My wife morebarrzmoreplaces informed me that if I comply with his wishes, I’ll also be the one… https://t.co/rwsXpoIvJy

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

Did I tell you the one about Saint Peter and his Gate?
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Alright. Well, I’m gonna tell you anyways.
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#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #aj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove… https://t.co/erMWLMLyUa

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

Did I tell you the one about Saint Peter and his Gate?
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Alright. Well, I’m gonna tell you anyways.
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#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #aj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove… https://t.co/BwmD13RxUv

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

Did you hear the one about Saint Peter and his gate?

Oh, really? I’m gonna tell it anyways.
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dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #unrequitedlove #laugh… https://t.co/HgYHOfDXAu

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

Stay tuned for the actual long form “Dad” joke to follow inspired by this beloved “Dad” of mine.
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#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #unrequitedlove… https://t.co/qfkTxcGzjO

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

I wanted to sincerely wish @hastingsmuseum and The Sandy Dennis Film Festival an incredible IN-PERSON Celebration in charming Hastings, Nebraska kicking off any moment!!

One of the most comforting things for me to… https://t.co/dmf1oqD4Om

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

DAD JOKE #5:
Recently, the World Health Organization announced that dogs were not carriers of Covid-19 and need not be quarantined. I guess you could say “WHO let the dogs out.”

Now watch my dog play catch with me… https://t.co/eHG1Wrba24

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #laugh #takeabreakfrom2020 #projectdadjokes #anyonecanbeadad #oratleastadadjoker #projectdadjokes #pdj #humor #comedy #funnybutnotfunny… https://t.co/X7EkTn2LdP

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

Some Dad Jokes don’t even really make you laugh. Just more or less blink. Don’t hate me for this next one. Or because I’m beautiful. #Jk. #lol #omg #LMAO #Dadstop #seriously #stop #dad… https://t.co/EbF9Bcbhxn

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #unrequitedlove #laugh #takeabreakfrom2020 #projectdadjokes #anyonecanbeadad #orabeaddad #oratleastadadjoker #humor… https://t.co/6PB08PnezK

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

I randomly tagged some “Dads” I know I’m IG, but please anyone chime in here and on my other posts who qualifies as a “Dad” or knows one with a joke they want to relay! I’ll continue to tag as many jokesters as I can… https://t.co/aM1LG7mTxd

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

#itbegins #dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #unrequitedlove #laugh #takeabreakfrom2020 #projectdadjokes #anyonecanbeadad #oratleastadadjoker #dadjokenumber1 https://t.co/hO9EG0hJ1Q

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

#dadjokes #dadjokersunite #dj #jokes #toddlersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #unrequitedlove #laugh #takeabreakfrom2020 #projectdadjokes #anyonecanbeadad #oratleastadadjoker https://t.co/NJSEJMQezW

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

My son is doing post meal gymnastics over here he’s so happy about the response we’re getting to @MArmstrongBarr and our UK screening today with the wonderful sissfestival . A hearty THANK YOU to all who watched and… https://t.co/cd2mqT9E8O

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

@IndieXFest 🙏🙏🙏

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

The Blue Whiskey Independent Film Festival in Chicago champions character-driven independent film. Their mission to promote “bold and innovative storytellers for the purposes of education, entertainment, and… https://t.co/G9g7JC9pju

[MichaelArmstrongBarr @MArmstrongBarr]

#Nerd that I am, I usually go down reading rabbit holes about all things, well, all things. Dr. Melissa Hughes @melishughes does a tremendous job revealing a way everyone can be a #superhero!
#socialscience #OpenMinded #intellectualhumility #learning

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