I'm still getting over that @dollmaidcrystal made πΆ a teeny tiny taco platter (with no onion, garlic , or avocado) so he could join us for tacos night.
Me: Mom, can you grab wine from the basement.
Mom: Sure.
(20 mins later)
Me: Mom, where are you?
Mom: The basement is too big...I'm lost!
Me: (CRYSTAL! The dungeon is LOCKED-locked, right?)
(@MAspyce gives dance lessons)
Mistress: No, youβre moving your entire torso. Just move your hips. Put your hand on my hips here. What do you feel?
Me: I feel about 4 different flaws in your stance if we go into a grapple.
Mistress: π€¦ββοΈ Your hips can do other things, too.
Dammit! My hematite ring broke. I always wear hematite while working because it helps me with my empathy.
More precisely, it helps me have less of it.
If I'm going to have to be the boss bitch, I need all the help I can get.
I get a lot of comments saying how perfect and balanced our lifestyle dynamic is.
Honestly, π It did not start that way. So much trial and error went into creating our lifestyle. Including a LOT of communication and conversations.
Even through all the work, I don't regret it.
Crystal and I had a long conversation, and no, we are not disappearing from social media.
Our kinky world is normally so hidden no one knows we're there. We want to stay a little visible, so budding kinksters can see there's a place for them somewhere.
Dinner menu time! This week, @MAspyce is going to try cooking a dish she saw online.
Mon: Carnitas with tomatillo/avocado sauce
Tues: Garlic chicken on tomato-infused linguini
Wed: Thanksgiving experiments
Thurs: Extremely bougie burgers
Fri: βThat merriment chicken from TikTokβ
Goddammit. My doctor is rejecting me as a patient. Apparently, the staff is complaining that "my lifestyle" is making them uncomfortable.
They asked if I was sexually active. I guess I'm going to have to start lying about that, too.
Me: Now, Crystal, I want you to thank me after each impact.
*SPANK*
πΆ: BARK
Crystal: One! Thank you, Mistress.
*SPANK*
πΆ: BARKBARKBARK!
Me: Did you say thank you?
Crystal: Yes, Mistress.
Me: I think I need a quieter paddle.