Available for dick ratings today. Let's be honest tho you're not paying for my opinion - you're paying for the privilege of my undivided attention while I systematically dismantle your ego
Your parents really looked at you and thought "let's not try for another one”. You're the argument against nature vs nurture because clearly neither worked. A genetic dead end with WiFi
Your wife doesn't need to know about that 'bonus' you just received. But I do. And I expect every penny of it transferred to me by midnight. Her disappointment will be delicious