MBMBAM Wisdom

A grateful MBMBAM-bino repeats the wisdom provided by the brothers McElroy. (Not connected with but check it out!)

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Reminder, friends - no new episode this week. Grab a mask and go vote! If you’ve already voted, check out https://t.co/8zfNwd5RtU to see how you can volunteer either in person or from home!

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"The worst part about gift cards is that you can't impose your taste on other people." ~ Justin, Ep. 133 #MBMBaM

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"'Cause really, when you smell like someone, you're basically walking a mile in their shoes - their smell shoes." ~ Griffin, Ep. 132 #MBMBaM

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"That was a funny joke, Travis. I'm glad you said it out loud." ~ Justin, Ep. 132 #MBMBaM

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"I would marry my first-born daughter to a Juggalo before I let her date a juggler. I wanna leave it at that. By saying that, my future daughter is gonna listen to this & date a juggler to piss me off. Goddammit." ~Justin, 128 #MBMBAM (Who dates the juggler- Charlie or Cooper?)

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@Lin_Manuel We’re donating the ad revenue from MBMBaM this week to The Sylvia Rivera Law Project. We encourage you to support the work they’re doing, and please consider donating as well if you can: https://t.co/VJoYZA4Tha

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In Episode 516 of #MBMBaM, Travis weaponizes his worst segment with unprecedented menace, and also we ask @Lin_Manuel how he would murder Super Mario.

https://t.co/13TYb1TVgS

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"I would love to see a remake of 'Osmosis Jones' that took place in Travis's body. It would be like fucking Dante's Inferno." ~ Griffin, Ep. 122 #MBMBaM

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"Oh my god. Sorry, I just had the vision of John Ritter voiced by Mr. Feeney and I'm gonna have a rod all day now. Perfect. That's gonna really impede my workday." ~ Justin, Ep. 116 #MBMBaM

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"This shows you how, like, dependent I am on the grid. I didn't even realize that you could be without power for a week. I guess I just assumed that President Obama would come save me or something." ~ Justin, Ep. 111 #MBMBaM

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Hey, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but- wait, yes I do. I do know who needs to hear this. Everyone. Everyone who is leaving your home, WEAR A MASK. (And, if you already are doing so, thank you)

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"That is our advice for everything - don't fix your problems, but do accept them so they're not problems anymore, they're quirks!" ~ Justin, Ep. 100 #MBMBaM

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"I see this as a book that Travis has written called 'Chemicals are Real: Science!' by Travis McElroy. All you want to know about science but were too afraid to ask because it's fucking stupid." ~ Griffin, Ep. 94 #MBMBaM

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"Let's deal with some pretty harsh truths right now. If you think that Ken Jennings didn't get more trim than a Persian rug factory, then you are fooling yourself. You are telling yourself goofs and lies." ~Griffin, Ep. 92 #MBMBaM

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"Let his punishment become the fertilizer for your maturity tree." ~ Griffin, Ep. 88 #MBMBAM

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"Red is now a number. What are you doing in Congress, Congress?" ~ Griffin, Ep. 81 #MBMBAM

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"I want to see a man, astride a mountain of hot pockets, just yelling that god is dead. This is what I want from television. Give me this." ~ Griffin, Ep, 81 #MBMBAM

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@CEngelbrecht91 We’re happy too. It’s been a long, MBMBAM-less journey, but the binge to relisten and catch up has begun. Thank you!

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"Travis, that was unusually astute. Are you on PCP?" ~ Justin, Ep. 67 #MBMBAM