MBMBaM Calendar

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• How did Fred Savage go back in time to narrate himself?

• What are some good songs against illuminati without cussing?

• Who thinks Bea Arthur should have been buried in a cemetery instead of cremated?

~ Final Yahoos ~

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JUSTIN: Once you're pregnant, it's probably too late to be Italian, isn't it?

GRIFFIN: I think by the point that you are conceived not by Italian people, that ship done sailed. I don't think there's a way to remix it in the post.

~ Ep. 171 ~

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GRIFFIN: I think it would be kinda weird to date someone named "Pringles".

TRAVIS: I think it would also be weird to date someone whose anus I've expressed.

~ Ep. 169 ~

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JUSTIN: Travis, have you yourself played a Metal Gear game?

TRAVIS: I've played OF it.

~ Ep. 166 ~

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• What are the vegetables at subway? List ALL of them?

• Don't just guess please.

• Is Nickelback a good band to listen to while trying to get rid of a meth addiction?

• How Brits can live in UK which is full of haunted house?

~ Final Yahoos ~

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Like, I have filed 1099's that have been more sexually arousing than that whole performance.

~ Justin, Ep. 165 ~

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TRIVIA TIME

In episode 212 Griffin suggests starting a MBMBaM D&D game. Two weeks later, the first episode of TAZ is released.

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JUSTIN: Shawn, you're talking to three guys who were raised Baptist. If you're looking for guys to tell you not to bottle it up, you've come to the wrong place.

TRAVIS: Cork it inside you! Cork it until your bottle breaks, and then you get a bigger bottle.

~ Ep. 161 ~

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• Is it normal to urinate when you have an orgasm, or is that urine? I really want to know if this is normal?

• Where can I find a plastic spatula fo rmy George Foreman Grill?

• How can you make your own dildo at home?

~ Final Yahoos ~

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TAZ BREAK!

I'm Taako? You know, from TV?

~ Taako, The Adventure Zone ~

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TRAVIS: In my country, dolphin kills you!

GRIFFIN: How's that low hanging fruit taste, Travie?

TRAVIS: It was pretty good. It's low hanging, don't mean it ain't sweet.

~ Ep. 160 ~

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• What kind of juice is good?

• Why does everyone think son of the mask was so bad?

~ Final Yahoos ~

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• Anyone else have the phobia that Batman's going to smash your head into the mirror while you're peeing?

• Is it bad to give my 6 month year old baby a little french onion dip?
(cont'd)

~ Final Yahoos ~

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Can we not just enjoy these last remaining years before all of our things come in convex shapes?

~ Griffin, Ep. 158 ~

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JUSTIN: That's a pretty dumb idea, but it's no worse than Travis' shitty matryoshka doll idea of box upon box upon box upon box.

TRAVIS: I'm sorry, I thought this podcast was a free exchange of ideas. I was not aware that this was a hate factory.

~ Ep. 157 ~

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Can god create a butt so big, even he can't twerk it?

~ Travis, Ep. 156 ~

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• Where do wizards live?

• Where are birds ears at?

• Shooting a Ghost, do you think it could work?

• Can you send me some free Yu-Gi-Oh! cards?

~ Final Yahoos ~

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TRIVIA TIME

Justin purchases https://t.co/8LMIZMVLGT in episode 196.

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GRIFFIN: And you can hold a lot more jelly, that's right Travis. A closed fist holds no jelly, as the old proverb says.

TRAVIS: Bruce Lee said that.

~ Ep. 154 ~

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"Provide me 1 metric cube of sweet glycerin and I will tell your fortune."

~ Griffin, Ep. 151 ~