MBP 🤘🏻

Texas Football, Texas Softball, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks

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@Ishita_Sharma42 The logic is all the bullshit companies put into all of those ingredients before they put them together and sell them at your local fast food chain.

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@CuriosityonX Ain'tNeverGonnaHappenopolis

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@SteveInman Crazy what happens when there's not a whole swarm standing by waiting to jump in and make it unfair.

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@NeverteIImeodd There is a old King of Queen's episode that is exactly this situation.

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@NatureUnedited Parents should use this as an example for their kids who won't clean their room.

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@Kas_Ninja @manly_mentor Truth? This guy seems to look at everything under the lens of wealth. I don't think anyone is looking to be owed millions of dollars. Most of us just want enough money to comfortably survive the social system we're born into.

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@muhendisIiktr But my boat anchor is attached to nylon rope. So how does that work?

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@SteveInman That woman immediately realized she chose the wrong mate as soon as he hit the floor with such ease.

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@paulsaladinomd So let's say I have 2 pounds of skinless chicken breasts. I don't have a dozen glass Tupperware jars to use for that application.

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@siimland I gave up coffee a year ago. Cold turkey. Haven't had any caffeine in any form since. I sleep better and have much less anxiety. But that's just my testimony.

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@Thefactsdude 22 with saggy boobs.

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@JoeRoganRecaps The heavy breathing. I didn't last five seconds. Can't imagine three hours.

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@financedystop Define "people"

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@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx Sorry about that. But I'd be taking my ass straight to the store after making that purchase instead of having it shipped to my house.

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@TheCalvinCooli1 This is what 20$ an hour gets you, fast food people. You bitched yourselves out of a job.

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@TrumpsHurricane No, he just doesn't want to live in Karen Bass's Los Angeles. Trump is the scapegoat.

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@TexasHookem22 Yeah, you're giving Hocutt all the credit for one billionaire alumni whose single-handedly footing the bill for every sport they have.

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@wofaase_ Why would you want to watch a soccer game when you've got a hot piece of ass like that sitting across from you?

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@JesseRogersESPN Well, so far the future has consisted of a lot of players and prospects who haven't done anything. So, I kind of wanna get as far away from that future as possible.

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@Rainmaker1973 See we would never have this in America. Because the political lobbyists would end up getting this job and draw the construction project out for years at a time while sucking in as much taxpayer money as possible.