MBTA (Parody)

What the MBTA should be telling you

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STOP GOING TO MARKET BASKET. ARTIE T IS MARKET BASKET

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@RapSheet CHRISTIAN MCCALFSTARIN

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@MBTA @T0X1CF0R3V3R Can’t even make signs correctly smh

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@MBTA You dummies…. People get what a wire car is, they’re wondering why it has to be deployed every day.

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@MBTA Step 5: Ignore all the signal issues

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@MBTA Another train catch on fire?

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@MBTA @ABetterCity Doesn’t feel like the orange line is turning a page!

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@MBTA You should be ashamed of yourselves

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@MBTA @BonusDeprEnjoyr Oh I’m sure they’ll get to the bottom of this 😂

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@BonusDeprEnjoyr @MBTA The trains are running express if they don’t stop at the station. Extremely annoying I agree

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@MBTA always expect delays regardless of shuttles being dispatched

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@MBTA FUCK YOU

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@MBTA No one gave you an award you dumb cunts

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@MBTA FUCK YOU

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@MBTA FUCK YOU

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@MBTA Two accidents around the same spot on the new green line track. That is interesting 🤔

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@MBTA Just 15 more minutes guys don’t worry 🤣

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@MBTA This is wild. The first tweet about the signal problems was at 8:00 this morning. How could this possibly take all day

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@MBTA It’s extremely funny that this has been going on literally all day and they just keep saying “15 minutes” 😂

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@QuelleCleoche @BeantownChris91 @MBTA 8/10 rage bait