not the MBTA

Without the T it's just eamwork. But there is no T in signal issue! Not the actual @MBTA.

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Actually, a free flu shot is included with your fare. https://t.co/TjX6aQsAdy

[David Lockhead @DavidLockhead]

@mbta red line is literally a garbage bin try not to step on any used needles out there on your morning commute

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

@JinchengZhangJ why’d you delete your videos? I just discovered your music ;(

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Wendy, let us know when you have come up with a plan for transport/display of an entire train car in one of the city’s busiest stations. Good luck! https://t.co/bOf4DbIkEn

[Wendmb1 @wendmb1]

@MBTA why are you putting it at City Hall Plaza where there is NO red line stop. Put is at South Station or downtown crossing where the red line is so people in downtown who commute on it EVERYDAY can CONVENIENTLY see it. T is out of touch again @BostonGlobe

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Sorry for the lack of quality tweets.

Need people to complain about the T more.

But that’ll be hard considering it’s the best system!!1!

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Actually, these have been placed to reduce train occupancy. https://t.co/z780dk2dLo

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Umm, enjoying the view? https://t.co/4ByU24YyH0

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Don't worry, this is part of our new station concept. Sea seals are used to provide more reliable service to customers. Concept is shown below. https://t.co/ChOGbNCcLf

[Kim Lucey @KimLucey]

JUST IN: @MBTA bypassing #aquarium station. Here’s what it looks like inside right now. #blueline @7News #Stormforce

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Escalators have been disabled to help improve customer’s stamina. https://t.co/8G7QqzkdUf

[sarah @maddie50]

@MBTA escalator at Malden center is not working

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

That’s just our aftermarket feBreeze. Don’t worry! It’s supposed to smell like that! https://t.co/oDtuirCpUJ

[Mercedes Sarita @mromanmanson]

The Orange line cars smell like musty farts and the 32 bus smells like someone needs to do they shirt laundry. In other words all is normal on the #MBTA front. #saturdaynight #commuterlife

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Thanks for sharing this #Ttip! https://t.co/7Db6cpZ2RW

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Basically it’s going between JFK/Umass and North Quincy again and again and again. https://t.co/mGBYqrHGS8

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

We could make the B-Line terminate at Gov. Center like it used to,

But that would make too much sense.

https://t.co/bwWRck5lx1

[Eron Salling @eronsalig]

@MBTA if ur wondering why the B line is always packed, maybe it’s bc we have all been waiting and watching empty C/D trains stopping for no one for fifteen minutes

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Neither; he walked because it’s faster than ever waiting for a D train. https://t.co/eeIrIXbsv8

[Marc Wurzel @MarcWurzel]

Did the @redsox forget 2 send a car or @Uber 2 pick up @ac13alex or did he take the @MBTA 2 Kenmore Station & then walk 2 Fenway Park?

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Of course!

It stands for Amazing and Courteous: our main #MBTA principles! https://t.co/cxG2ezkP0p

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

The real reason for daylight savings time... https://t.co/l48BzJFFhZ

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Unless the groundhog doesn’t see his shadow, bikes are allowed during rush hour. https://t.co/krrlBUmz9n

[Jennifer O @divajla]

@mbta I thought bikes weren’t allowed on Red Line during rush hour.

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

We do this so our passengers shrivel up. It helps with capacity issues! https://t.co/Id4V7nalZS

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

But that would make too much sense. Who do you think we are? #ReponsibiliT. https://t.co/VeeprV9GoS

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

He was not lost, he was simply having a hard time understanding why the Silver Line is considered a “subway”. https://t.co/eK0rqkzz82

[MBTA @MBTA]

#MBTA #BlueLine & @Massport rescued a lost husky from busy Airport Station this morning. The dog is safely with @Massport police

[not the MBTA @MBTAparody]

Thanks for letting us know. He noticed that a centipede was trying to fareevade and he closed the door. #NotOurFault https://t.co/ewKDDR74Qp