MLittMFAQuotes

All words belong to those who said them, or to whomever they were stolen from.

We cannot be held responsible for flinging profanities.

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Giving this a signal boost. I won’t be around next year, but the grand tradition of silly things said in S&P will live on long after any of us are gone. https://t.co/XNIUi47zhp

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Looking for a new administrator to tweet for this account next year. PM me if you’re interested!

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Looking for a new administrator to tweet for this account next year. PM me if you’re interested!

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Prof: “Why is the semester not over?” Student: “I don’t know!”

[paul menzer @paulmenzer]

Heading to Abu Dhabi today with Kerry Cooke and five amazing MBU students for the Sixth Annual NYU-AD Global Shakespeare Festival. Here we go! @MBU_Shakespeare

[The Arden Shakespeare @Ardenpublisher]

Learn how to approach #Hamlet with your students in an excerpt from the forthcoming book SHAKESFEAR AND HOW TO CURE IT #ShakesFear @shakespearectr https://t.co/shBSMTHUGM

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We interrupt this guest lecture to teach Ralph about Snapchat.

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“I mean he’s wearing the straitjacket but is he wearing anything else?”
“Not much!”
(meekly) “Okay.”

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“I chose it because he gave her greyhounds and that’s very on brand for me.”

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@LoveMeLayla 100% intentional I assure you.

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@HurlyBurlyShake @MotleyShakes That’s a fair cop.

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“Is that a peanut butter and jelly tortilla?”
“Yes.”
“I’m really proud of the way you’re living your life.”

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The “deliver us from evil” test does not lie.

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Ryan Wilson is definitely not a witch. Official 2/28/18

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“It’s like she won an Oscar and goes “I’m so surprised!” And then BOOM her speech unrolls.”

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“It’s not as salty as that.”

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“Every time I’m in this class I think I’m getting a masters in something else.”

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“I brought you some banana bread—“
“We’re in the playhouse!”
“FUCK!” *throws banana bread out the door*

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“I was going for a younger audience—“
“Screw you!”

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“John Lyly makes Eddie Izzard look like the most straight-laced guy.”

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“It’s a clock! ...aka a nightmare chart.”