Matt Bendoris

Chief Features Writer @ScottishSun and The Krankies official biographer (new edition

[bill lothian @Sportybilly]

Peter Phillips' wedding day is a chance to bring out the story of how when he captained Gordonstoun at rugby he was greeted by Inverness ref Colin Baillie at the coin toss with the words: "would you like tails ,...or granny?"

[Que Jogada! @QueJogadaQJ]

*aposto na bet que vai chover em ambos os lados do gramado*

a porra do jogo:

[Jim Delahunt @JimDelahunt]

😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Matt Bendoris @MBendoris]

@rickygervais Excellent BPM.

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

The Campervan Summer keeps giving: People are laughing at his party but Swinney doesn’t get it…

https://t.co/LLBS3L9TQT

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@jawwwn_ @60Minutes There is obviously no “degree” you can get from a university that actually teaches you how to make an orbital rocket, as none of the professors know how to do it!

[euan mccolm @euanmccolm]

Strongly agree with @alexmassie on John Swinney’s baffling response to the Murrell scandal and the risks it poses to the SNP: https://t.co/HCMRxqZFPx

[Niall Fraser @NiallFraser8]

Scotland should be granted an ANOTHER election and the last one voided. The SNP have conspired with the Crown office to hold back the Murrell revelations until AFTER the election AND to lessen the impact on Sturgeon.

Criminals have hijacked Scotland.

[Rebecca Mistereggen @RMistereggen]

Oh, so being a Viking is “chauvinistic” now? Apparently it’s also “neo-Nazi.”

Cry harder, wokies.

We’re Norwegians, descendants of Odin, sons of seafarers and berserkers.

Til Valhǫll! (figuratively speaking)

[Epoch Nowell @chapofwessex]

“What do you mean it’s a load-bearing wall?”

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

Keep going. Delighted to see your letters to Crown Office & Police Scotland were informed by independent legal advice from the Dean of the Faculty of Advocates. We need more transparency of decision-making in Scotland. If it takes legal action or a Westminster inquiry so be it.

[Matt Bendoris @MBendoris]

@CrewkerneMan @CrewkerneGaz Your videos are amazing. Please do more!

[Matt Bendoris @MBendoris]

Well this was fun @CrewkerneGaz https://t.co/FJ1GHVtO8o

[Crewkerne Man @CrewkerneMan]

@MBendoris @CrewkerneGaz Janette rightly deserves the credit, and we were only too pleased to help bring this classic comedy back into the public eye and introduce it to a whole new audience.

Plenty of younger people had never even heard of the Krankies before, but they certainly have now 🤣

[Chris Musson @ChrisMusson]

I moved to Scotland to work on the Evening Times. Learned loads from the brilliant team there. My favourite tale was found in planning papers: Travis's drummer objecting to Ford Kiernan's loft conversion. Ford did not invite me in for tea.

Good luck for the future @journostacey

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Wings Over Scotland has this morning sent the following further letters to Police Scotland and the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service. https://t.co/Bhba62RlEz

[Kevin McKenna @kmckenna63]

Has any political party ever ripped the pish out of its members as much as the SNP has?

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Sounds like he had a terrible argument with his husband this morning