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[Matt @MBenn27]

Give every pretty girl a ride, till you find one like your mama 🎶 @JonTLangston

[Lethbridge Bulls @lethbridgebulls]

Put your hands on your hips if you miss baseball season.

Even the umpires understood the assignment. @wcbleague
📸: @perreauxphoto / @YQLSports
#GoldStandard

[Matt @MBenn27]

UPDATE: found one like my mama

[Matt @MBenn27]

Give every pretty girl a ride, till you find one like your mama 🎶 @JonTLangston

[Matt @MBenn27]

I’m back on Twitter and I’m engaged. @LCampbell_10 is that dire enough

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Twitter followers & counting! 🎉

Thank you Jets fans around the 🌎 for your relentless passion & support!

To celebrate, we're giving away a signed Patrik Laine jersey…

Simply retweet this tweet to enter & we’ll pick a winner Monday!

#GoJetsGo

[Matt @MBenn27]

This guy really said “more paint” 😂😂 https://t.co/6PZWj8aPSD

[Matt @MBenn27]

@Savvyjo13 About time you said something.

[Matt @MBenn27]

In front of me tonight at 5 guys there was a couple. The guy working at the till explained to the gal what size a regular of fries were, she legit said “that’s it.” I fell in love.

[Matt @MBenn27]

@MandyCottrell Pretty sure this happened one of the years I was there

[Matt @MBenn27]

@Kasey_Leeann Yea I crave feet too.

[Matt @MBenn27]

@Kasey_Leeann That darn foot network

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

52 MINUTES LEFT TO RETWEET THIS!

1 Retweet = 1 #NBAVote for @DeMar_DeRozan

[Matt @MBenn27]

@ThomasSander1 Just grab your toque. Put on a couple more layers and deal with it

[Matt @MBenn27]

It is absolutely absurd that schools are closing because of the cold.

[Matt @MBenn27]

@kyliewakeford @katieereidy 🤔🤔

[Matt @MBenn27]

@TheStanzz Pitching machine? No thanks

[Matt @MBenn27]

Lol @jasonbarlett ‘s snap story is one of the best stories I’ve ever seen.

[jake h @j_k_ley]

If Uber had an option where a guy with a mullet picked you up in a '87 Chevy Silverado w/ the windows down, blaring Travis Tritt, cooler full of Coors in the truck bed & responded to everything you said w/ "hell yea brother" then I'd choose it more often than I'm proud to admit

[David Flattery @dflat15]

My New Years resolutions
-Post more boomerangs on the gram
-Get better at holding babies w/o looking awkward
-Tame a wild animal
-Take more shots (risks, alcohol, and contested 3s in pickup basketball)
-Rewatch at least one episode of The Office everyday
-Stop balding