Mike

Catholic who probably isn't striving hard quite hard enough.

'Shoot higher than purgatory. Otherwise... what if you miss??'

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 2013, Huey Lewis and Weird Al created the greatest meta parody ever; a shot-for-shot remake of the axe scene from AMERICAN PSYCHO, which featured Lewis's "Hip To Be Square", with Lewis and Yankovic partially playing themselves talking about the movie. So good.

[Mike @MBernardPrice]

@histofarch @ErikBootsma SR Crown Hall!

[David Getzin @histofarch]

@ErikBootsma You didn’t have IIT.

[Mike @MBernardPrice]

@Pasthetique @historyinmemes See also... Taster's choice guy

https://t.co/FHNgHvzp5R

[Mike @MBernardPrice]

@BENZOTOOIE @OVTweetmarck

[Patrick Behm @FrPBehm]

Was watching with my dad, and had no idea it would be the last time watching the Pirates in the playoffs w/ him. I really wish I could have seen them win a WS with him. I wish I could see them win a WS period. I hate being a Pirates fan.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

With peanut consumption in the United States down ten percent, the Peanut Advisory Board has decided to launch a six hundred thousand dollar publicity campaign.

Most of the funds will go towards spreading ugly rumors about almonds and cashews.

[1986-92 Pittsburgh Pirates @1992Pirates]

Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay
#LetsGoBucs

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do

[Marcus Leshock @marcusleshock]

WHIZZER at Six Flags Great America is the best starter coaster I have ever ridden.

Has a decent height, but the spiral lift makes it less scary.

Seats are very comfortable and kids can sit WITH their guardian hanging on to them.

Coaster has good speed and banked turns without big airtime moments that can feel scary.

It’s fun for all ages and re-rideable. The perfect starter coaster.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2003, a Flash animation of dancing badgers yelling “badger” became one of the internet’s biggest early brain infections.

[🎰 @Am_hailey]

I gave my son the Costco card to hold onto and we had been shopping for maybe 5 min when I realized the Costco card is gone. I ask him where the card went? He looks at me and said “I dunno”🤷‍♀️ he’s 2 btw. We make the walk of shame to customer service and I have to ask for a replacement and tell them he lost my card. The guy working is a father himself and is cracking up at the fact my son has this look of guilt but he is stoic in his expressions. We have to take a new pic and he lets us take it together. He even prints another card to give to him so he can have his own card to hold onto. My son held onto that card for dear life while holding his monster trucks 😅

[Mike @MBernardPrice]

@Ace_chicago @JZthewrapper Im wondering if he was transporting oxygen and acetylene tanks together. Because of the explosion potential, they typically need to be separated by 20ft or more.

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

Pope Leo XIV praised the soon-to-be beatified Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen, saying that his broadcasts touched millions with the hope of the Gospel.

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

🎶Soul Asylum released their song ‘Runaway Train’ 33 years ago, June 1, 1993

[Catholic Nick 🇺🇸🇻🇦 @NickMaz05]

Good morning, have a blessed day (and month)

[The Blessed Salt ❤️‍🔥🇻🇦🇺🇸 @theblessedsalt]

When I was in seminary, one Friday evening after vespers, our seminarian pianist, who was a very skilled player and a bit of a misfit, subtly blended the postlude with Semisonic’s Closing Time. Half the seminarians started snickering, none of the monks seemed to notice. 🙃

[Mike @MBernardPrice]

@OOCMesozoicLife tiny dino

[Mike @MBernardPrice]

@crousselle 5 cats, here. They seem to like our Drinkwell 360. We've had it for years. My only complaint is that over the years, with our hard water, the plastic top has become brittle and it only has one drink flow now (used to have 2 so multiple cats could enjoy the water stream)