Molly Birgen

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Halloween music is so much better than Christmas music.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Gonna pull a 15 pg paper out of my ass tonight for tomorrow

[doc 🐦‍🔥 @THEROYALKOURT]

Girls dancing to Beyoncé's Freedom. My heart is full https://t.co/3sY8XLyRfz

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Don't let @realDonaldTrump, who's spent his life avoiding armed combat, try and define the image of bravery. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

[meg 🌙🌿 @megsauce]

NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Yes, that is a pile of clean clothes on my bed. They're like extra blankets. No mom, I'm not just being lazy.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

@pearls_to_roses: Do you have any whites you wanna throw in the laundry?

Me: Just all of America.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

I actually got to use the fact that there's 525,600 minutes in a year. Thanks RENT.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

The state of the country has made me sick. At 1st it was emotionally, but now it's physically. Colds suck.

[ACLU @ACLU]

Today and every day, dissent is patriotic. #WomensMarch

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Think I need 2 copies of all my fav books. One to keep in pristine condition. The other to highlight/underline all the best parts.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

So the Rockettes should "do their job" but pharmacists who don't want to give birth control or bakers that won't serve gay people shouldn't?

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Good thing the main character of 'Moana' is a girl. Otherwise they couldn't have rhymed 'water' with 'daughter' in the song.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

End of finals week. (Don't ask me when's the last time I showered.)

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Just heard my dad say to my mom, "Between the two of us, we have a full brain."

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

But now I'm worried its brethren will come out in the middle of the night to avenge their comrade's death.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

There was a spider in my room. So I killed it.

[Molly Birgen @MBirgen17]

Finished a paper at 1am. Have to proofread it in the morning to make sure I didn't sound like a sleep-deprived idiot (which I am, but shhh).