Meagan Blair

[Mr Sarcastic @raymondh3h3]

I said “hey” back to be nice. I didn’t say we were having a conversation

[Stacey @skittle624]

*watching Hoarders

Wow. How crazy, I think, as I open my drawer to reveal 12 of my favorite mascaras.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

@kimmuhly I'm just impressed I was able to somewhat match my clothes.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

Woke up to no power. Going to work w/yesterday's makeup on and no coffee. Pray for my co-workers. They don't deserve the madness my un-caffeinated self is showing up w/this morning.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

According to my children, I'm not even close to being as "cool" or "fun" as I thought I was. Me being my lovely sweet self, I've convinced the both of them that they were adopted.

[Donna T @sweetg35]

WHY can’t more people be at a loss for words?!

[The Bacon-Nate-or @bacon_gillepic]

I can fall asleep anywhere except at night

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

Officially reached 'daily afternoon naps' years old.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

@c_jerlyn They argue so much and so loud, I feel like I'm the third wheel in their dysfunctional marriage.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

My neighbors clearly have no clue that I am already on a 24 hour rollercoaster of emotions w/very few hours of sleep. Not today, Norbit & Rasputia, not today.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

First glass of wine in months and I agree to have a house full of kids who are currently doing crafts in the kitchen I spent all morning cleaning😑.

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

Thought it would be a good idea to let Soph pick out her own Easter basket and everything to go in it this year. $85 later, I have decided i'll be doing the shopping on my own next year😕

[Meagan Blair @MBlair85]

@ABarron00 You can't put a limit on your pettiness. You were taught better than that, lol

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

If you hear "I'm sorry miss Jackson" and don't respond with "WHOOOOOOO", you a cop.

[Jason Mack @thejasonmack]

Tuesday doesn't get nearly enough credit for also being horseshit