Mary Bonilla

B.S. in Radio-Television-Film (2014), Texas 🎬; J.D. (2022), StMU School of Law ⚖️. Sports ( #NFL , #NCAAFB ), Movies, TV, Music, and my Scottish Fold 🥰👌🏼.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Dad tell me about that Vozinha and Cape Verde run in the 2026 World Cup”

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

@tayylorrmaee nvm he’s back. They should’ve trapped him in the tent…

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

@tayylorrmaee Oh my god did he just self-impose an examination?!?

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

I want every pre-game National Anthem to be the saxophone version. That guy was amazing! #NFL #NFLPlayoffs

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

There’s no way Jim Gaffigan is sober, lol. Peyton and Eli are trying so hard to keep him on topic 😂. #MNFxESPN

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

Great. Now I’ve fully convinced myself Taylor Swift is announcing reputation (Taylor’s Version) at the VMAs and I’ll have to go through the stages of grief (again 🤡.) when it doesn’t happen 😭. #VMAs

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

Jason Kelce is a man of the people omg

[Katie @tino84]

Jason Kelce 🤣🤣

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jason Kelce.

Football guy.

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

@Chilis Hi, @Chilis . We got married in August 2023 (a private ceremony, or I certainly would’ve had Chili’s catering…)

Thank you for noticing he was a keeper waaay back in 2014 😊.

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

Hi @Chilis , just wanted to say 4 years ago I sent a tweet while on a first date I had (at your restaurant, naturally), and today I celebrate my 4 year “first date anniversary” with my lovely boyfriend. Love and miss you, Chilis!

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

@kenzianidiot Can you do a poll so we can vote on the fattest bear and see if it’s the same one they choose??

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

Relatedly: I didn’t get to make my DFS bets knowing that Taylor Swift was ~at~ the Chiefs game and I would like a do-over 😭

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

Lol I don’t want the Cowboys at Cardinals anymore give me the Taylor Swift game damnit. Bears at Chiefs pls.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Live feed of Taylor Swift just watching the game, who says no?

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Coco Gauff won the US Open in epic fashion.

Match point 👇

[wta @WTA]

Who's chopping onions...? 🥹

@CocoGauff 🏆 #USOpen

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

8 year old Coco Gauff is dancing right now.

This adorable little girl grew up to become a US Open Champion. 🥹

[Mary Bonilla @MBonillaTX]

Dear @USWNT ,

I’m one of many who watched the 1999 FIFA Women’s World Cup when I was a young girl. Take care of business tonight for those of us who would give anything to be where you are. Do the damn thing, we believe in you!🫡🇺🇸.

#FIFAWomensWorldCup
#FIFAWWC

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

🚨 | Taylor Swift will officially sample "Innocent (Taylor's Version)" for "Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor's Version)", just like the original did.