Beer Garden Mayonnaise

90% misery 10% maniacal laughter

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

Your 2026 Europa League champions, Aston Villa! 🏆🦁

#UELfinal

[Neil Lancaster @neillancaster66]

Fucking prick

My son spent 6 months in Iraq, and then two 7 month tours of Afghanistan with the Royal Marines

He fought hard in Sangin saw friends die, or be maimed. He bears scars of his own, and he did it because the USA triggered article 5

Risible, amoral fucking bastard

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

BREAKING:🚨 Your Barclays Manager of the Month for December is Unai Emery 👔🙌

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Extremely proud to be a Villa fan after the last few days.

Our supporter base and club has been gaslit by politicians and some of the worst churnalism I've ever seen, blamed for a situation beyond their control, the language used against them completely unacceptable.

Villans, we're a 151 year old institution and our Villa Park home has welcomed all since 1897, I've worked in the football industry for 40 years nearly and the club is always talked from inside and outside the industry, perhaps more than any other as "a proper club", which is all you need yo know how the club and institution is held in British sport.

Aston Villa Football Club. That's who.

UP THE FUCKING VILLA!! 💜 💙

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

Surely Emi Buendia for man of the match @footballontnt?! An incredible game! UTV! W

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

Someone show me that offisde that Sky Sports just put on screen. The offside line is halfway through the Leeds players foot 🤣

[Beer Garden Mayonnaise @MBroome84]

Robert Jones not fit to referee #avfc

[Ｅｓｐｅｎ🦁 @espenstrand]

🟣🔵What the FUCK is Robert Jones (the ref)
doing out there????? This is embarrassing!
#UTV #avfc🦁

[Beer Garden Mayonnaise @MBroome84]

Dirry Leeds at it again. Goal was offside #avfc

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

🙏🏿

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Emi Martinez having to stay at Villa after trying to force a move to Man Utd•

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: After torpedoing yesterday’s meeting with Zelensky, JD Vance fled to Vermont for vacation—only to be met by hundreds of furious protesters.

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!

[Beer Garden Mayonnaise @MBroome84]

@ashofficial @onionrick @thedarkness @VibrationFest See you in Wolverhampton

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Interesting situation - if the probability remains this high then we will have to make a decision on preparing a deflection mission - which would be a good investment even if (as is most likely) we don’t need to use it this time. It’s as if the Universe has decided to do an experiment to see if Planet Earth is still capable of taking rational decisions!

[DEREK FROOD - Actor @DEREKFROOD]

@BarclaysUKHelp Online banking, it’s the way forward…until it stops working, of course. At least I can phone someone…oh hang on, that’s not working either. At least I can pop into my local branch…oh dear, they’ve all been closed down. #barclaysapp #Barclays

[Chris @Geopoliticmess]

Current state of British banking.

Barclays, The multibillion dollar, international bank that manages more money than entire countries are worth has been down for 10 hours…on payday (and Tax pay up day)

They have resorted to replying to customers with this…

#BarclaysDown

[Mayday / Air Crash Investigation / Air Disasters @MaydayAirCrash]

#OTD in 1972 - The crew of Eastern Airlines Flight 401 are troubleshooting a faulty landing gear indicator bulb. All three crew members are so focused on the issue that they fail to notice that the plane is falling to the ground.

Watch now on YouTube ⬇️
https://t.co/IYgwt6raCQ

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

Birmingham Airport (BHX) is reported to have temporarily closed and the terminal evacuated following reports of a 'suspicious vehicle'. Aircraft on approach appear to be continuing their landings for the moment. https://t.co/fl6psHF1nA

[Iron Maiden @IronMaiden]

Monday 21st October 2024

We are all deeply saddened to learn about the passing of Paul Di'Anno earlier today. Paul's contribution to Iron Maiden was immense and helped set us on the path we have been travelling as a band for almost five decades. His pioneering presence as a frontman and vocalist, both on stage and on our first two albums, will be very fondly remembered not just by us, but by fans around the world.

“It’s just so sad he’s gone,” comments Steve Harris. “I was in touch with him only recently as we texted each other about West Ham and their ups and downs. At least he was still gigging until recently, it was something that kept him going, to be out there whenever he could. He will be missed by us all. Rest in peace mate ⚒⚒.”

We were very grateful to have had the chance to catch up a couple of years ago and to spend time with him once more. On behalf of the band, Rod and Andy, and the whole Iron Maiden team, we extend our deepest sympathies to Paul's family and close friends. Rest In Peace Paul.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

A famous night at Villa Park. 💜

Aston Villa have beaten Bayern Munich in the Champions League.

Jhon Duran off the bench again!

#UCL #AVLBAY