Matthew Bucciferro

Don't sweat the small stuff, pretty much everything is small stuff.

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So I know I’m 15 years late on this, but in the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup, a song about a girl whose dreams are over, they say “Husband’s a CPA” as if there’s ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

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@TylerIAm

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@YeeeeeJack Jesus

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@kirkmin We’re all wearing leisure suits today and Patricia Minihane can keep her laughs to herself

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@kirkminshow @kirkmin @KMSColeman “They’re going to want to circle back to Winkler

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@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake When is @CamaraJoshua on

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@JeffDLowe It’s fantastic. Legitimately the worst closing joke I’ve ever heard in my life.

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@kirkminshow When Mick was in

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@JeffDLowe @kirkmin @davecullinane bean bag ron must've been busy

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@kirkmin

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@kirkmin Has to be Rich

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@TylerIAm 8. Is she willing to take her walks?
9. Can she advance a runner to third with less than two outs?
10. Is she always looking to take the extra base?

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@DannyParkins

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@Cubs @dan_bernstein barrel #1?

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@ThrowbackHoops @apstevens6 I thought he was going to be incredible

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@FeitsBarstool Pretty sure Tom ended up being CEO

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@ThrowbackHoops @apstevens6

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@JeffDLowe It’s a joke @trillballins would make for every sequel

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@ConnorMook_ 3 bud lights?

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@TylerIAm I need to bump the difficulty down or something because I am getting absolutely shelled in the majors. Scratching and clawing for a 3.86 ERA, this isn’t fun!

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@TylerIAm On the other hand, Wee-Bey is a fantastic dad. Tremendous.