Malcolm

words are hard #gopack #thumbsup

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

If you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

#BestBarSupDogs

[BIG trendsetter @deadkye]

to stack funds you gotta miss fun... read it again

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

A ship in the harbor is safe but, that’s not what ships are made for

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Speed limit signs are just suggestions

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Y’all heard that new pooh shiesty?

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Smithfield’s is trash

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

My fav things about the winter is duck season and the beer stays cold without a cooler

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Billy for president!

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

It’s days like these that make me wanna go buy another bike

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Ron White for president

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Idc if it’s me and 3 people or me and 30 people I will still be having a fat thanksgiving meal

[sarah @slothanova]

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Post Malone is launching his own beer pong league

https://t.co/VvKDPYKkPk

[lil duval @lilduval]

People say “forgive but don’t forget” Well in order for me to forgive I’m gon have to forget cuz as long as i remember what you did, ain’t no forgiving

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Can we bring the work “fugly” back?

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

What would Hoov do?

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Yeah I mean if I lived at my parents house w no bills I could prob buy a brand new car too🤷🏽

[Austin Joy @austinjoy20]

People that try to make their Honda civics look like race cars <<<<

[Malcolm @MBuchanan_]

Honestly fuck @Apple products, I’m switching to @Android. I got a 32gb iPad and iPhone XR for sale HMU

[𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 @arxhiiie]

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