MartinVanBurnin420

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@shoe0nhead It’s the texture. It’s so wrong.

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@TheStingisBack I thought I was going to hate this when it came out and was so pleasantly surprised.

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@TheGhoulCity Looks great

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@echetus Or just incredibly poor. The trailer park drama is everywhere.

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@maisonarrest @jrmamana Many such cases

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@hecubian_devil Probably my favorite skit of theirs of all time

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@lookenue Fight Night Round 4 🥊

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@mewfeuille I mean yes for Swans, hard no on liquid swords

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@aethelfleds Oh no he’s loose at the Boston children’s museum

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@groopadot @SolBrah Go on….

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@mcboofus @theneedledrop Scrolled too far until I found it

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@Quest64Official @MagusSleepy Agreed it’s pretty crap but it works well in that fight. I think the stone range is almost too close for comfort to avoid him approaching for the slam/spikes

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@MagusSleepy @Quest64Official No engaging close is bad, and the gif shows Brian getting hit. Stand far away, hold left or right while he does his lava beam to dodge, wind cutter, repeat

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@SaeedDiCaprio I can’t stand the engagement baiting

[MartinVanBurnin420 @MBurnin420]

@ShadowofEzra Do not laugh!! helicopters only do this when they’re in extreme distress!

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Every man has a dream