MB 🇺🇸

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@baldbros_meats 250 🤝

[Happy Hour with John Gaskins @HappyHourwithJG]

"Of course, selfishly, I'm thinking I want to take the last shot."

But the Michael Orris shot to beat USD in 2017 SLT is Mike Daum's favorite game in his wildly decorated SDSU career. Part of a 72-minute chat about his 🏀 journey.

FULL CHAT > https://t.co/3zrK0mNJha

#GoJacks

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@SoDakDems

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@jarvis_best

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

I try not to contradict Nate very often but there’s a perfectly valid reason why it takes so long to count votes in California. Here is a typical timeline:

Election Day: everyone votes

Week 1: mail in ballots, absentee ballots, military ballots, overseas ballots, ballots accidentally issued to people’s pets, and ballots harvested from Skid Row start trickling in.

Week 2: As the ballots pile up, Officials consider appointing a Committee to Count Ballots.

Week 3: Committee to Count Ballots is appointed and commences discussion on electing a chairman.

Week 4: deadline for ballots from illegal immigrants.

Week 5: Committee decides that “chairman” is an outdated term and will be replaced by a term to be decided later once the Committee to Count Ballots Diversity Consultants finishes their report.

Week 6: fraudulent ballots from the Chinese Communist Party arrive.

Week 7: The Committee elects as Chairzerxon a nonbinary disabled child to count the ballots.

Week 8: it is discovered that the Chairzerxon does not actually know how to count.

Week 9: the ballots are thrown away and the Committee announces election results that are entirely made up.

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@spencerpratt

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

What do Scott Wiener and homeless drug addict encampments have in common?

They should both be prohibited from being within 1,000 feet of elementary schools. Right, Nithya?

[New Mexico Football @UNMLoboFB]

Bada Bing! We have times and networks!

#GoLobos | #RealOnes26

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@SloSHO @TheDemocrats 😂😂

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@elonmusk

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This mofo is 1,000 years old and has been in politics for twice as long saying time for the status quo is over. Can’t make it up.

[Devon Jr Williams @devonjr28]

1000% committed, what’s up JackRabbit nation!!!

@CoachDtjackson @Coach_D_Coop @CoachBangSDSU @GMwrice @JackIllustrated

[Jackrabbit Baseball @GoJacksBaseball]

JACKS WIN! JACKS WIN!

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@wdiamond605 Dude gave 10 years that ended with a historical run. And what does that get him? Two fucking sentences on the way out. Your AD is an absolute fucking embarassment.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man this flop by Wemby one of the CRAZIEST we’ve EVER seen lmao. Bro straight up LAUNCHED himself onto the floor 😭😭

[MB 🇺🇸 @MBurzee]

@peanutburnt @WillyBurz 😭😭😭😭

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

COME AND TAKE IT

[Josiah “Juice” Wardlow @JosiahWardlow]

JACKRABBIT NATION!! WHATS UP!! 🚨
100% COMMITTED🔵🟡🐰

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

My most socialist position is that all NFL, NBA, and MLB playoff games should be on network TV - kids whose parents can’t afford or don’t have streaming services should still be able to watch