MikeButcher's Jacket

Few people realise that without me, Mike Butcher is nothing. I am not simply his jacket; I am his life, his past, his future. In return, he wears me everywhere.

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@mikebutcher /me adjust specs.

And this after all I've ever done for you.

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Without his exo-skeleton Darth Vader would have been nothing.

Such breathless excitement over @Pathfounders and as always I don't even get a mention.

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For those with "Pitch at Palace" questions, I can confirm that Mike can and does sweat. Anhidrosis is sadly not communicable.

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OK, so it turns out TechCrunch doesn't want him anymore. At least he managed to avoid getting cancelled over his supporting role in Pitch@Palace.

On a personal note, I'm looking forward to spending more time in the wardrobe.

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Don't tell Mike, but that's my cousin in the middle. He's always been the brown sheep of the family.

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And now he's an expert on state-sponsored cyber attacks. Either that or he's given up entirely and outsourced himself to ChatGPT. Wish I had the option for that.

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@mikebutcher Jump on that bandwaggon quickly Mike, otherwise people might think you're following the herd in attaching your name to a news event which is entirely unrelated to you.

I am, in case you wonder, still annoyed that I wasn't selected as jacket of choice for your big day.

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@mikebutcher And not very inclusive either.

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I've been spending a lot more time on Clubhouse.

Not through choice.

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Not sure if this counts as the first kebab of 2021 or the last of 2020.

Either way, I'm waking up with a clammy pocket.

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Whilst I applaud thrift, citing a world of Zoom-only meetings as a reason to not use anti-perspirant should not be encouraged.

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Now he can't go out, he spends his days mostly wearing just me.

It's not sanitary and it's not fun.

Zoom hides a multitude of sins.

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Can someone sub his tweets, please? No major changes required other than tweaks for sense, spelling and tone.

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Send me free stuff or I'll tell my followers you're nasty.

Drums fingers.

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Le sigh. He's going on about pubs.

His biggest contribution to pub culture is leaving early so everyone else can have a decent conversation.

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@mikebutcher Based on my experience of how you respond to feedback, I'd much rather work for a bot.

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Weakend with MButcherJacket. I'll be discussing zips with YKK's VP of Product.

Do not adjust your specs.

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Midweak. FTFY.

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