The Mock Commentator

Satire Sports Commentator - (Aaron Reardon) 🇦🇺

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@tommorris32 @stkildafc @traderadio @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb It’s all De Ja Vu. Both SOS trying to put a list together and Saints getting impatient for a flag. Good luck on this one

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@kateemac9 You all steal your ideas from socials and then microwave them as your own thoughts.

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@7AFL Trying to give Nick a free kick when he’s not even playing.

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Second week in a row umpires in Adelaide have destroyed a fair game of football. Well done #AFLPowerSuns

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@AFL Just give to Daicos already. Puts a lot of work into making sure the umpires notice him so deserves reward.

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@AFL Do games still do trailers or they only for jet ski’s?

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@rippergc_ About as much as I paid for your Ripper hat 🍻

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@kanecornes Smells like Naughton

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@AFL New look for Mason

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@Breaking911 Give everyone a gun, it’ll make you safer. 🤪

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#AUSvIND Why’s Virat wearing Puma socks at warmup when he’s clearly sponsored by @adidas? @CricketAus

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@TheNotoriousMMA Might as well suck off Dana White on live tv for 30 mil. I mean selling your soul for money is selling your soul so might as well take the easier route.

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@jakepaul What happened to real fights? The best of the best? You’ve got enough money, it’s time to fight the best for honour and not names for pay cheques. How you wanna be remembered?

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@1116sen Victorian clubs crying of inequality. Cry me a fkn river 😂

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@JoJoFromJerz Am I high or is the only other option a geriatric with Alzheimer’s. Pipe down bitch

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@HankHaney I think he gets angry too easily. Saw signs on the front 9 and knew it wouldn’t be his day. His problem is 110% between the ears. Every time he plays a bad shot his body language is cringe. Surely a sports psychologist can sort someone out even as crazy petulant as he is?

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@MattWallace888 Fear mongering much?

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@rippergc_ Where’s the putter magic gone? Let’s go Cam 🍻

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@GrowTheGolfGame So if he wins the Masters Sunday what’s he actually regretting? He’s 4x richer and still on track to be a GOAT. 🤡 take of the day right here!

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@Surge1190 @rippergc_ So other than Scotty who’s relevant on the PGAT right now? Wyndham? 😂