Middle Class Eq

We are two middle class equestrians trying to make it in a high class sport.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

Getting a new horse at the barn is equivalent to getting a new puppy just bigger poops to clean up

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

"Doesn't every class have that like 'horse girl' in it? Who's ours?"

I have been successful in hiding my true identity 🙌

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

*various joints crack*

"Was that you???"

Yes, it was me. It's always me.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

@ClassyEquestria I wish it didn't 😥

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

I always enjoy how you can ride the most difficult horses & do well... & then get on a sweet lesson horse & have your butt handed to you.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

One day I just want to be able to say "I made it, even with all odds stacked agaisnt me, I made it."

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Oh

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"You have the best equitation out of everybody I've seen ride here."

Best. Compliment. Ever. 😌

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

"Ok go grab this mare, then that mare, & we might as well ride all the moody ladies today."

Uhm you didn't say this would be a mare-athon.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

The worst feeling is not having enough money for what you want to do in life and with horses.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

If somebody ever trialed my horse and sent them home underweight, lame, and with ruined tack there would be hell to pay.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

*shod horse out on trial comes home barefoot*
"My farrier said not to keep shoes on him..."

IT. IS. NOT. YOUR. HORSE. ARE. YOU. JOKING.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

Nothing more aggravating than people who don't respect other's property. ESPECIALLY when it's a live animal.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

When you are trialing a horse YOU DO NOT OWN IT.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

"Do you like... run like a horse?"
Uhm I ride horses, I'm not A horse.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

There is expensive... and then there's EQspensive.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

I like to pretend I can afford expensive tack, clothes, and horses.

Needless to say I end most nights in pitiful tears.

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

*picks up pile of poop*
*hits stall door*
*cries as poop goes flying*

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

Seeing tweets like: "And a $100 dollars later.... Dancer probz" hahahahahaha #howcute #try1000

[Middle Class Eq @MCEProbs]

My horse is a spoiled rotten quarter horse who thinks he's an imported warmblood.