MC Gear Jam

Up n comin rap artist wit sic beats and dope lics. CHECK ME YOU GET ME.

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Da virus it be spreadin, got da peeple worryin, panic buyin, mask wearin, get a grip, don’t be soppy, u got more chance of winnin da lottery #coronavirus

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Massive respect to my main man Phil, u can’t change who you r, there ain’t no pill, been ma hero since I waza kid, what you’ve done is strong, didn’t think I cud love u more, you proved me wrong! @Schofe #onelove @thismorning

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Brrap brrap brrap brrap brrap brrap slap!

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

2020, yo nips hard from the ice. 2020 yo furry beaver so nice. 2020, so good dey named it twice. Iz on a horny sex mission, seeing da bitches with my 2020 vision. #rapbattle

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

New year new me, go fuck urself 2020, I’m gonna still be smoking ma bong, not singin a new song, stick wid what ya good at, like laying da bitches brrrat brrrat. #2020NewYear

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

@rickygervais @evacide Tattoo a cat, what kinda twat inks a feline bruvva, paws 4 thought b4 you brand an animal, they R better than humans, this is criminal, my man Gervais, he campaigns for da good of all creatures who don’t hava voice, protect and serve, make da right choice. Peace.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerTDog]

RETWEET IF YOU THINK I SHOULD BE PRIME MINISTER.
#dogsatpollingstations

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Oh gud Boris, you is goin down, laak Charlie Brown down town, lying fat cunt, Corbyn give u da shunt, blue give way 2 red, I wish u woz dead. Brrrrap

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

We can’t let him get away with this.

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

@piersmorgan Fuck off Piers you utter cunt nugget.

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Binawhile, I still smile, tho this world is collapsing, hug a tree, kiss a bee, keep the sun shinin, our kids need to breath, so take heed, we got to save this planet. And Trumps a cunt. #savetheplanet

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

@BrunoTonioli Girl on girl, boy on boy, it’s all da same if there’s love oy oy. A big step 4ward for da bbc. Everyone say love. Brrrrap

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

@CHLOELSTOKES Grab ya pot belly, love that jelly, don’t drone, I like a girl with a bit of meat on der bones, grab that meat, what a treat, sit down on ma pole and u scored a goal. Blah #rapbattle

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

#brexit next shit, they all gonna wreck it, need a new leada, move ova Theresa, every fin U do iza sin, time to let in #JeremyCorbyn

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Eating chocolate eggs coz Jesus died, ain’t gotta a sweet tooth I prefer a pork pie, back the fuck off don’t need no justification, ain’t nailing me down this ain’t no crucifixion #jesus #easter #egg

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

2 much snow, can’t get 2 ma ho for a blow, sit at home and lay low, stuck in ma crib wid no place 2 go, just gonna comb ma fro #london #snow #rapper #londonsnow #blah

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Ain’t watchin da #superbowl, am stayin undaground like a mole, unlike you yanks, our guys is built like TANKS, don’t need no body armour, falling over gonna harm ya..?

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

I ain’t no rappa, flush ma rhymes down da crappa, No pen n paper for me, behind a screen is where I be, if wanna battle me, better take a pee #rapbattle

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Watching rugby, big men don’t do it for me, prefer me some pussy, I don’t gotta TRY, girls come running so fly. Hair pie!

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

@LadyWineGum Da spice girls rock, get twitchy in ma cock, I like the one who’s scary, bet her minge is hairy, I WANNABE her man so I can taste her bearded clam!

[MC Gear Jam @MCGearJam]

Bin away 4awhile but am bak lookin finer, bin with so many wimmin ah bin swimmin in vagina, balls deep in pussy, clean or stinky I ain’t fussy.