Leroy Jenkins

My sensational brand of observational humour and wit has found its way to Twitter.

I rock the boat. Even though you're not meant to.

[Leroy Jenkins @MCLammerstein]

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@donnashrew
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Sportsmanship is the ability to compete with others while treating them with respect.🌋🔐
I enjoy it.

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@MannyToast It's "whisky" you fucking garbage owl.

[Rhett Reese @RhettReese]

Team Pool needs your official 'vote' of support. Let's break the internet. RETWEET if you would buy a ticket to the DEADPOOL MOVIE.

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@GlitterWay333 Probably cos Sneddon was humping me at FIFA...

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@RhettReese I would retweet if Twitter would stop fucking crashing. I would refer to this movie as my first born. My child would be second.

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@Snedrico @GlitterWay333 Reminds me of the tables in Kyle's gaff used for alcohol and spilling dinner on...

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@StefDirt Fuck all, dude! Playing the computer and the Game of Real Life! How's life!?

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@StefDirt WHAT UP, GAAAANSTAH!? I forgot about Twitter and that people actually use it! Happenin'?!

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@wrong_girl82 Ugly fuck? Am I the one who'll die from clogged arteries ya fucking monstrosity!? Stop stalking your ex and his pals. Sad cunt

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@KTHopkins We don't like working? Says the fame hungry, TV fuckwit who gets paid to annoy people? Shame a bus doesn't fucking wipe you out.

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@naomi_campion Lulz. She's a baw! Can't find you? Leroy Jenkins - add my ass! The only white Leroy in the world...

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@naomi_campion Pizza Hut. Dafuck happened (it's Lamb. This is my Jewish rap name).

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@wrong_girl82 How about a giant glass of "Fuck Off"? Ya nosy cubtbasket. You hypocritcal, whiny fuckrag. I hope a fucking bus cleans you out

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@rosspat86 Honkeys be crazy, yo!

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@rosspat86 You think a chick with a mouthful of donkey spunk would swallow!?

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All the King's horses and all the King's men, stood around asking why the fuck is some cunt called "Humpty"?!

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Imagine Joseph had a technicoloured tie dye tshirt instead? 80's, BITCH!