MacLaren Meüsse

World-Famous Canadian rapper turned actor turned political activist. Born in Minnesota, raised in New Foundland, and deflowered in Vancouver, BC.

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@seanhannity makes my skin crawl. Don’t need a tape, I’m preserving it on Twitter. #deleteyouraccount https://t.co/uJKCgBBeL2

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@ManMountain78R3 @DonnaWR8 @realDonaldTrump “Waaaaah! Give me attention or I’ll endanger Americans and destroy your civil rights” - @POTUS

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Aw two figureheads with no real power. What a great “representation” for a leader who knows no reasonable boundaries for hatred!

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@crand459 also pretty sure @SMolloyDVM is not a real doctor.

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@crand459 @SMolloyDVM I studied out of textbooks and history courses. I don't just go along with scary rhetoric unsupported by facts.

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@SMolloyDVM if that were true, there'd be no socialists because they would die of hunger. #polisci101

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

Bad news. @captmikey9 is missing! He disappeared from our holiday cruise and I dunno where he is! Guess I'll have to fill in the #pbooty!

[Nobody Youknow @nottarealdoctor]

It's a'comin'! New #pbooty recorded, signed, sealed, and nearly delivered! Stay tuned my lovelies! #collegeradio #Trump2016 Wait, what?!

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

And catch my acting debut on this episode y'all! Eh? https://t.co/YzNalAqgu7

[Nobody Youknow @nottarealdoctor]

My good friend @OldManFreakboy turns 100! Sort of. It is his show's, #heykidsGOML 100th ep! Check it! https://t.co/ax4QaWDp6z

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@DebraPianalto @JohnFugelsang How can one spout gun-rights propaganda, yet consider herself "pro-life"? The two are mutually exclusive #tcot

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

Wait, Fox is airing the circus?! They have enough clowns on the air as is... #tcot #fauxnews https://t.co/5ifSdfS1R1

[FOX & Friends @foxandfriends]

Don't miss tomorrow's #GOPDebate! Watch the @FoxNews debate on your mobile device! Find out how here: http://t.co/Pu198NvMm7

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@realDonaldTrump's tweets have the same tone as if a professional WWE Wrestler was running for president. #tcot #machomantrump

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Now we get to watch politicians who trade fear for votes completely lose their minds over an Iranian peace deal.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Hi, I object #IranDeal because I'm a good Christian so I don't like that Obama making peace with our enemies.

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@RealCousinRandy rednecks aren't nature, but they are lacking in nurture. #moose16

[🤡 Cousin RANDY ☕️ @RealCousinRandy]

@MCMoose16 you should never duck nature you may need it someday. #Randy16

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

Mother always said "never look a redneck or a bear in the eyes, eh!" This is why I always avoid the zoo @RealCousinRandy! #moose16

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

...and then you have @realDonaldTrump. (crickets) #tcot #uniteblue #moose16 https://t.co/2RwhcNKJQG

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@krauthammer: "You have in this field at least 6 accomplished governors, 4 senators, all distinguished." #Greta

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@DebraPianalto How does 1/2 + 1/2 = 2?

[MacLaren Meüsse @MCMoose16]

@DebraPianalto that is such a compelling argument right there. Wow. Seriously. #comma