So many people claiming companies will not (or will choose not to) pass tariff costs to their customers.
For that to happen, profit margins would need to be pretty comfortable in all sectors. 2024 Q4 results say that’s not the case.
Someone’s left hurting in the wake of every scam.
That’s why it’s important to understand you’re late to the party. And when you’re late, you either run faster or move smarter.
Both work, and you’re always early for both of them.
In sum, you’re late. And you’re early.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30,000,000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL)
(Mossad HQ, Tel Aviv) 2 years ago, the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoin’s history with an image of a bald wizard.
that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC:
in the 2 years that followed, tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account.
“the $30,000,000.00 raised will allow us to bribe miners and rogue NSA agents to activate OP_CAT” said customer support intern Udi Wertheimer. “with bitcoin mempools clearing up, we would also use the funds to push more spam into the chain, to the benefit of all mining pools (except ocean)”
“ok udi but we will also use it to gear up development efforts and make bitcoin magical again with new and exciting protocols based on OP_CAT” says eric.eth, aka Taproot Wizard #0002.
“sure, that too”, udi adds.
the round is led by @standardcrypto which is doubling down on its major commitment to the bitcoin ecosystem, joined by funds including @cyberfund, @__geometry__, @ColliderVC and others. photos of the investors taking showers were not made available at the time of this release.
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Opinion1: things will get better.
Opinion2: the army of bad traders on CT will flip bullish and find some random event to justify it.
Opinion3: Japan is the country that can ruin everything.
Checking my posts will get you:
1. Nearly 60% “correct” analysis.
2. Over 40% fuck-ups, mostly on world economy “stuff”.
3. Over 80% of profitable trades.
Go figure.
Most of my crypto issues come from conceptualizing stuff that should be memefied.
Memes have lasting power. Concepts have become obsolete when not ingrained into our collective delusion.
Remember failed signals tend to be more trustworthy than confirmation signals. Doesn’t matter if bear or bull.
Remember trends tend to go on. Doesn’t matter if bear or bull.
Isn’t it cute all these legal and para-legal proceedings against crypto exchanges come out at the same time nasdaq is getting ready to list btc?
Institutional investors (the “serious” ones) need a way in. The current model presents systemic risk their heavy bags can’t offset.