Mackenzie

Mostly positive attitude with a splash of sarcasm. Be Kind ✌🏼️

[Mackenzie @MCSevenants]

"Don't half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Karisa Maxwell McKee @KarisaMaxwell]

Somehow, this man is sleeping through the #SuperBowl.

We’re still only in the first quarter.

[John Lundin 🌊 @johnlundin]

That impeachment stain won't ever come out... #Impeached45

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Bowling, game 1 - “ahh this is so fun!!! Why don’t we do this more often??”
Bowling, game 2 - “this fuckin sucks i’d rather be dead”

[Mackenzie @MCSevenants]

Removing your arm from behind their head requires an amount of finesse I don’t understand!

[Mackenzie @MCSevenants]

Transferring a barely sleeping baby from your arms to the crib is a skill I’ve yet to learn. 😩

[Mackenzie @MCSevenants]

Good thing #FacebookDown because MY HUSBANDS STUCK IN A BLIZZARD AND CANT GET UPDATES ON ANYTHING #snowmageddon19

[Mackenzie @MCSevenants]

@rainnwilson Creed or riot!

[mf⚡️ @bishimapisces]

Me watching Hannah B talk to these men #thebachelorette #Thebachelorfinale

[bobby @bobby]

trump named his company after himself so he thinks everyone does that. not joking btw that's what's actually happening in his brain.

[Q @TheLifeOfJQ]

Unpopular Opinion: Buying fly ass shit for a baby is stupid if they gonna grow out of it fast af. Waste of money.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Hey, just a reminder that we've spent $6 trillion dollars on the "War on Terror", which averages to A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY since 9/11.

Imagine pumping A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY into schools, healthcare, infrastructure, and small businesses for the last 18 years.

What a waste.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

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[National Post @nationalpost]

Assman strikes back: Denied licence plate, Saskatchewan man emblazons 'offensive' last name on tailgate https://t.co/9R41tLsb2Q

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Fellow doctors of twitter, have you ever written a letter stating your patient will be healthy for more than 2 years? And where can I take a Predictive Medicine fellowship?

[Mackenzie @MCSevenants]

🤦🏻‍♀️ how can you love each other but not enough to tell them how you really feel? Marriage is NOT hard when you live and respect each other...

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

"We don’t want to lose each other. We don’t want to say the wrong thing, and so we’ve been struggling with not expressing our emotions," Justin Bieber tells Vogue https://t.co/DccIL5hAqt

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Pence walked out of a NFL game because players protested racism

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Vaccinations save lives. Don’t be dangerous. If you are gonna be all sciency about climate change you have to let the scientists tell you how to prevent disease. Thank you.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Getting emotional reading all your messages about this, especially from my LGBTQ friends. I will do my best not to let you down!!! https://t.co/0zmHPFjEXx

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

BOMBSHELL REPORT. The "beautiful military equipment" Trump sold Saudi Arabia and UAE is now in the hands of Al Qaeda aligned militias. One group drives U.S. made armored vehicles now. This is what happens when you flood a war zone with more weapons. https://t.co/2S0xE51Mr9