Matthew Tuthill

Words for Robert Irvine. Pro Bono Comments Section Attorney. Clients include: Metallica, The Punisher ('04), and Point Pleasant (the show, not the place).

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I wrote about O.A.R. for the Fall issue of Robert Irvine Magazine. In an 11-page feature, I delve into their past, present, and future, including a look at their upcoming album, Three Tinted Windows.

Download the issue for free now at https://t.co/ZH9CflJk36

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@nathanTbernard And

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@thenotorious617 Knicks in 4.

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@lionel_trolling Eli is a God in NY, you fucking bozo.

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@CrakeEx @n1t3w0rk @envisionedluna Am Yisrael Chai

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@EmmaVigeland He was excited to use rape as a weapon against intruders. Seems maybe not great.

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@jonfavs @mkhammer How we doing today, dipshit

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@SNY_Mets He's got a long way to go if he wants to catch Bernard Gilkey in Men in Black.

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@Ben_Yoel That should be right around the time he’s eligible for social security. What a masterclass by Stearns.

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@Mets @moomoo Yall got any of them season numbers or nah

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@Mets Including anyone besides Soto in this post is a pure crackhead move.

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@Masterflip_ Semien should not be in the lineup. He should be in jail.

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Happy Pride (In The Name Of Love) Month.

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@EricRogersHere Fucking all-timer!!

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@Masterflip_ And if he had wheels he’d be a wagon!!

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@Masterflip_ Master Delusional

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@EricRogersHere I’d like to think I’d use my second lease on life to say something more profound than this, but I’d probably still just be bitching about how much the Star Wars sequel trilogy sucked 😂

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@AlbaneseLaura Hahaha - Stearns is a league-wide punchline. I wonder when @StevenACohen2 will get the joke.

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@ChrisJTuthill @JoshPhillipsPhD Can confirm. Let me know if you want a shirt, Josh.

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@TalkinMetsNoG He has a perfect record with the shirt.
You have a perfect record of garbage takes. To each his own.

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@WrestlerHauser Snuck Don’t Look Up in there. Lol. And left out Once Upon a Time and OBAA. 🤷‍♂️