Evan Stutts

Graphics, Comedy too. More active on IG @mcwallabee

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Cool Debate 😎

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Spending an hour at Nike shoes to
imagine whatever the fuck type of Peeps to put on my feet.

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PROVE IT 2024

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PROVE IT 2020

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PROVE IT 2023

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Welcome to the Lehigh Vallergies

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*School gets swallowed underground
-The kids are REALLY good at it

https://t.co/XhKL1MTQyf

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🎶Bae, I got you Bae, I got you Bae🎶 -Sonny & Cher in the present.

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There’s a house in my neighborhood that has many signs posted -“Trespassers Will Be Shot”
Nothing screams fragile mental health more than decorating your outside with those signs & meeting someone knocking on your door with deadly force.

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@BenYoungerman Pick a day, any day in the calendar

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We should just keep our nation’s flag at half mast until further notice, right?

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*Me popping up in an Asparagus costume- “It’s an Aspara-gusguise!”

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Flip phones are coming back- I’m excited for fax machines to soon come back- “they’re as BIG as EVER”

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@tylerrothrock Same great taste, same dull flavor.

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If anybody questioned the validity of this tweet…

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I was working inside a house that had $10,000 in M&M memorabilia (M&Mmmemrabilia) I think its one of the funniest things to collect. The m&m mascots are such cocky, little, chocolate, fucks.

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@AndrewLeeClark How dare they cheese grate! In that trailer!

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I was working inside a house that had $10,000 in M&M memorabilia (M&Mmmemrabilia) I think its one of the funniest things to collect. The m&m mascots are such cocky, little, chocolate, fucks.

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Andrew Callaghan on CNN: "Even CNN competes for views by running constant 24hr news cycles based upon fear, division, outrage & panic, probably like to sell ads."

Don Lemon: "I don't agree with what you're saying."

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My favorite type of Christmas Cookie, are the ones that taste like the inside of someone’s house.

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Do you think Jeff Bezos’ friends make 2nd day delivery jokes to him all the time?

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@DoyleBrand @LightsCameraPod @BridgetPhetasy Lol- boo you