Matthew Carson

Right Leaning, Military Lifer, Happily Married, Dog Lover

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@CBSNews How do we, as a country, let this happen. This idiot couldn't remember anything about this event other than a store name. The #MeToo was ruined by people like her and Amber Heard.

[U.S. Marshals Service @USMarshalsHQ]

The U.S. Marshals Service confirms a Deputy U.S. Marshal was shot and killed today while serving an arrest warrant on a fugitive in Alexandria, La. The suspect is in custody. Rapides Parish Sheriff’s Office and the FBI are investigating.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@ClownWorld At the @McDonalds in West Baden Indiana I heard the manager say, "hey Jimmy, you put that in the wrong box." Jimmy's reply? "Yeah, it doesn't matter it's the right sandwich."

Damn it, Jimmy! It does matter.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@johnhpatton @BBCWorld Yes, John. I'm aware. When it happens, I'm hoping for a little burp that won't affect anything east of the Mississippi, so my property value will go up.

[Aesthetic Gentleman - Fitness | Fashion | Health @BAestheticMan]

Same calories. Different result.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@FreddyLA7 Once in Nashville, you'll be only a short drive to French Lick. Come thru. I think you'll enjoy it. Google us.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Every time I’m a little down, a bit gloomy, I rewatch this.

It perks me right up.

Every. Single. Time.

Bookmark it!!!

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Did you know the Mayor of NY City makes more money than:

1. Zohran Mamdani $258,750

2. Marco Rubio (Secretary of State) $250,600

3. Pete Hegseth (Secretary of Defense) $250,600

4. Scott Bessent (Secretary of the Treasury)
$250,600

5. J.D. Vance (Vice President) $235,000

Here’s the kicker. Mamdani’s self appointed committee is asking for an 18.2% raise for Mamdani and his elected officials.

His new salary would be $305,800.

Even a democratic socialist is a deep down capitalist. The guy loves giving himself a raise with tax payers money.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@TMZ Who?

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@infantrydort This is even more impressive. I've seen a lot of fraud with the CIB, and it's sad. I've seen a unit get the award because 4 of their bubba's were in direct contact.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@TateTheTalisman Holy shit. A Tate with a solid "take". I concur with you, even though you're gay. It's a first for me.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@FearedBuck Yeah, yeah, yeah, @KDTrey5 will make a ton of money but come on, Holmes. That picture is awful. Unless this is a coded "coming out" shot?

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@ClayTravis Ambiguously brown is the way of the future. The problem I have with @elleduncantv is that I believe she's married to a Mooslim. That's the scary part.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@PicturesFoIder Look at her fivehead. Why do 3rd worlders often have that giant fivehead?

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@TMZ I thought she had "the talk" with him? You know, the talk about how to act around the dreaded Whites/

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@FOX59 Abdulrahman Bin Damnan? That can't be a real name. The Mooslims aren't even trying. My dream? Deport the entire religion.

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

Hey @jerseymikes

[Based Bandita @BasedBandita]

Hey Jersey Mike’s… give your employee David in Baltimore a MASSIVE raise for not taking ANY 💩 or abuse from this black woman who was DEMANDING free food for her “birthday.”

“Fck your birthday.”

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

@indystar . @bucees is a trend. Please don't so this Indiana

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

Hey @jerseymikes Not all heroes wear capes. Some slice that sweaty meat.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

This is the new face of fatigue.

David from Jersey Mike’s has my full respect for not putting up with the bullshit from that entitled bitch. He deserves a promotion and a big raise!

[Matthew Carson @MCarson35448]

Facts! #angelinajolie

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

No matter what mistakes you’ve made. At least you didn’t marry Angelina Jolie.