Tony

Distributor of local craft beer in the Western Maryland area. Devils fan.

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Ranch is just Tzatziki sauce for white people.

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@_rachelallover Yup! Loved it

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This new Ghostbusters movie is so damn good.

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*goes to @tacobell*

Yeah, can I get a steak quesadilla and 2 steak chalupas?

“Sorry, we’re about to close, we don’t have any steak”

That’s fine, I’ll do the same order but with chicken.

*receives an untoasted quesadilla and 2 burnt chalupas*

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So remember how my piece of shit @Ford exploded and I had to spend $7,000 on a new engine?

Well, the silver lining is that because I spent $7k I’ve earned enough Ford Points for a free oil change!

Thanks Ford! Totally makes up for the lemon you sold me.

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Woah! Neat fact!

Did you know that if you were to start a fire in the basement of a shopping mall, the heat from the flames would reach a temperature just hot enough to have you convicted of first degree arson??

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Just three more weeks until the big New England trip. God I can’t wait to finally enjoy some @WidowmakerBrew somewhere other than Western MD.

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Question for grown men who wear visors:

Why?

Like, just wear a hat. What are you afraid of?

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@KohRaeZee

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Just got a text message from @UnitedAirlines_ reminding me that I drunk purchased plane tickets to Denver.

Sometimes drunk Tony makes smart decisions.

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@JamieBee333 What I do in my shower is between me and Jesus.

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@JamieBee333 I learned all the lyrics to that damn song against my will.

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@JamieBee333 You GOTTA get down on Friday.

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@JamieBee333 https://t.co/dhotqL7AFq use this as a reference next time you’re confused about whether it is or is not Friday.

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@JamieBee333 Because it’s Thursday.

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The best part about driving a @Ford is that the engines explode after 2 years and the dealerships take their sweet time fixing them.

Two weeks without a car now and the out of pocket rentals keep adding up. #neveragain

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How is it both nice out and freezing cold at the same time right now?

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@YessxJess I wasn’t ready for that and it made me laugh like a child.

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I’ve been alive for 10,426 days. Of those days, I have enjoyed waking up maybe 60 times.

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@cheesytot95 Owls. People forget that owls are insanely vicious and will try to attack you at every opportunity. Harry Potter made people think owls were good pets, but they’re worse than roosters. Nocturnal attack birds.