Matthew Harrison

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@UPS_helpline_1 Lol.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@UPS_helpline_1 DM sent

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@ClayTravis All summer in hot, conservative Georgia, our HOA made twenty 50-minute sign-up slots to go to our giant neighborhood pool. When your time was up, everyone had to leave so they could spray the deck/chairs with simple green. ...we put our own pool in after that BS.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@GADeptofTrans Have any of you actually driven over the new concrete slabs on I-20 between Augusta and Thomson? Might want to before you cut the next check. Don't be tempted to get into the other lane with the old busted slabs for a smoother ride.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@BrooksAustinBA

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

The best video of the off-season and it’s not even close

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@GrahamCoffeyDC This room looks like the basement in the old Baptist church I grew up in in the 80s.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@Xfinity I've been a loyal customer for two decades. I'm about to cancel every service I have with you and actively encourage/help everyone I know do the same. Reaching out here as a last ditch effort to try to save a service I'd actually prefer to keep. DM me.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@BigGameBoomer 41? Somewhere, Kirby Smart is grinning about how he's gonna use this to have his guys ready to knock somebody's head off. The disrespect.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@ChuckCallesto Court-ordered gag order on Trump in 3, 2,...

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@WJBF I'm so glad the federal government is tackling the important issues.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@columbiactyga Why is Lewiston/Wlm Few one lane at the intersection? You made it 2 lanes before and it helped SO much! There's plenty of room. Just make it same as it was before!

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@AmericanAir We all know the problems you're facing. I don't blame you for cancelled flights. What I *do* blame you for is terrible communication and telling your waiting/stuck passengers at *1:00am* that the flight you HAD TO KNOW was never happening was officially "cancelled".

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@SECOfficiating How about you pulls your guys off the field and let UGA and UT go playground ball and call their own fouls in the 4th quarter. Couldn't possibly get any worse. #UGAvsTENN

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@TruGreen Yard is looking 🔥🔥 this year. I'll gladly be a reference if you need one.

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

Not saying Smokey Robinson is lip singing, but mic was pointed at the crowd for half that song and his vocals didn't change. #capital4th

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@Bigedawg0903 @stevewhite75 @apstickel FSU scored 27 in 60 minutes... Bama has 29 through 51 minutes. #SECOffense

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

@mommaAmyB Look out... Matt has a Twitter!! Got it just so I could see it on the JSM big screen. #Story2K13

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

Make that 2.4 points per minute... #somebodycalljarvisjones

[Matthew Harrison @MDHarrison526]

Big 12 defense on display... 2.1 points per minute. #minorleagues