The Salty Staff Officer

Random outbursts from the free-floating agent of chaos in your Ops section. Tweets/RTs are personal views & probably shouldn’t be used to inform public policy

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

Large brush fire burning by JBPHH West Loch

@HawaiiNewsNow

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

Hot takes like this remind me of ops meetings where buzzwords get thrown around to justify a course of action no one understands, and everyone goes along with it because they’re too afraid to ask for a definition.

I doubt most people who reposted this can define ‘neo-feudalism’

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@words_frm_pele @KHONnews 😂 you do realize that no 100% Hawaiian bloodlines exist? Show me your ancestry paperwork.

But I’d expect no less from someone who only knows how to retweet pro-Putin garbage

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@KHONnews “So argue the unconstitutionality all you want, this is the right thing to do,” Senator Awa stated.

Really? That’s who we want representing the people? Someone who doesn’t care about constitutional law and opens up the state to massive liability (to further drain tax dollars?)

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@eviljunglelord @StarAdvertiser I’m gonna guess you’re not a Constitutional scholar, but barring land ownership based on state residency violates the equal protection and due process guaranteed under the Constitution (preventing discrimination based on race, ethnicity, color, alienage, and national origin)

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@eviljunglelord @StarAdvertiser

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@frostycwo Retreat? Hell!

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@MajorVictory6 My guess is it’s the same reason I lost all my awards and certificates from iPERMs during the IPPS-A transition….some W4s probably got deleted or jacked up lol

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

If I win I can pay off all the back taxes I owe the IRS from never checking my LES and assuming DFAS is doing the right thing…

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

Not all heroes wear capes. @tacobell coming in to save Taco Tuesday for us all

https://t.co/BF0T55Zhom

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@nicksortor @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz Gaetz is a frat boy clown throwing a temper tantrum. His efforts to shut down the gov will ultimately cost the Republicans votes and make the party look weak

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@StillNotanMP Nay. Lighting isn’t flattering and the background is too distracting. Usually professional photographers are pretty cheap for headshots since it’s only 1/2 hour of work. If you’re determined to take them, send me DM and I can give you some lighting tips.

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@JustInChirps #HotTakesNobodyAskedFor

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

@SadMaj0r

[Grand Admiral of Propaganda @TheIOGuy]

Let’s see how Troops in Hawaii are doing.

Ah no COLA and empty shelves in the commissary…

Cool cool.

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

Playing with volcanos is definitely a perk of this job

#Kilauea #Hawaii

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

What’s a GIF that represents what you do for a living?

[The Salty Staff Officer @MDMP_problems]

Not mentioned in the article: the fight between self-deploying Navy SEALs and properly tasked Navy Salvage divers on who is better suited for the task, all mediated by the US Coast Guard 🤣

https://t.co/QzCVeggSCU

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@EODHappyCaptain Bonus points: they hold up in motorcycle crashes too. Ask me how I know 🤦‍♂️