Stan Pines Stan

Gay dude who geeks out for the Chiefs, Cubs and Avs as much as he does for RuPaul and cookie recipes.

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

one thing that’s NOT up for debate tonight:

FLUSHABLE WIPES ARE NOT FLUSHABLE.

✅ - 🧻

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@simpledrag Seriously! I would probably spend more time at her booth than almost any other queen.

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

Since she walked into the DRDU werkroom, I have been and will forever be, #TeamHannah

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

Remember when judges told @RockMSakura that fart/potty jokes are too low-brow? Because Pepperidge Farm remembers. #DragRace

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

Petition to make #KofiGrande the celebrity couple name for @TiaKofi and @LaGrandeDameOui
#DragRaceUK

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@legallyvenus Still the untucked Queen of Canada! 😍👑🏳️‍🌈

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

In this house, we stan a Queen who finds peanut butter just as disgusting as I do. That's why I'm firmly on Team @AmandaTori69

[BarDown @BarDown]

Cale Makar is your NHL 24 cover athlete! 🥬

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@dicentra33 @RiffTrax Stan in the Pan X Jan in the Pan 4EVER!

[Sindorman: commissions are Open! @sindorman]

Jimbo vs Jasmine lipsync from fridays drag race, but it’s a Pokemon battle!

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@jaidaehall The Essence of Beauty always brightens my timeline!

[Leafly @Leafly]

Legendary cannabis researcher and professor Dr. Raphael Mechoulam has passed away at 92. Dr. Mechoulam was the first to isolate THC in the 1960s and his research laid the foundation for medical and adult-use weed legalization: https://t.co/qAz9EiUBC3

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

2022: The Chiefs don't need Tyreek Hill

2023: The Chiefs don't need Orlando Brown or Frank Clark

2057: Patrick Mahomes has just won his 25th Super Bowl with a roster of 51 rookies and a 1,300-yard season from 68-year-old Travis Kelce

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@liamdrawsdrag I love Pawmi/Pawmo/Pawmot! He's like if Pikachu joined a K-pop group.

[klay @ghostklay]

Salina. Es fucking titties.

Taking a moment to acknowledge and appreciate the way she devoured this lip sync to “It’s all coming back to me now.” Salina deserves all the flowers for this performance. 💐

This is high drag. #dragrace

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@petti_crocker Happy birthday! 🥳🎂🎊 Sending lots of love ❤️

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

I’m looking for something that says “Dad likes leather”

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We got it back 🏆

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

fine. i’ll do it myself.

#SewerBowl: the sewers that served Jason and Travis Kelce, an @neorsd Substack exclusive https://t.co/1UdYlU0LFW

[Stan Pines Stan @MDMusgrave]

@petti_crocker You already got me beat 😅